Omg

[Homicidalheathen]

........been getting crank calls lately. So someone calls with the heavy breathing again and I yell *uck you! in the phone. Is that ok?

God I hope it wasn't a relative. I do have some old sickly ones that might breathe hard lol.

[Msterbeau]

It was me. What a turn on.

[Homicidalheathen]

I have had this before. What is the turn on in that anyway?

I remember once when I was like 12 some guy called, right in front of my mom......asks me how old I am...(I was nieve and answered....) and he then said, 'can I eat you out'? My mom asked what he said, I told her....and she said 'isn't that gross!?!' And I was like um.......'yah', but I had no idea what the hell either of them ment. So I forgot about it until I was like 15 when I found out what it was all about.

THEN I was traumatized lol! Like 3 year later!!!

It was some old icky guys voice too. What a perv.

Come to think of it, I bet it was my neighbor and he got the number from his daughter who I was friends with. I go throw up now.

[Destroit]

Uggghhh there was one time I was working at my old Real Estate office (GMAC) and someone called and they were like "what is your name again?" after I said my intro speech, and I didn't think anything of it because sometimes people will ask that as record of who they spoke to. But then the guy started in this low deep voice, didn't even sound old or anything, and he was like 'What are you doing right now?" and I was like "uhmm working...?" and he did the whole "what are you wearing thing" and I told him lol. I didn't care, I played along for a second, and he's like "so you have on nylons?" and I said, "well yes, yes I do" and he was all asking me what kind and stuff like that. It was gross, eventually I got bored with it and hung up.

Also, when I worked at GMAC's Macomb Twp office, nearly every day or every few days I would get a phone call that was just music. Really really strange heavenly music, I'd sit there and be all "hello?" and nobody would answer. It was like harps and string guitars and every single time it would play the same clip, which was about a minute long, and then the phone would hang up. This happened to me randomly, sometimes within days of the last occurence, sometimes weeks, and it never happened to any of the other secretaries, even the other ones who had the same shift as me but on a different night. Twas weird and creepy I tell ya. You get some crazy shit when you're a secretary like me. Luckily since I've been working at Century 21 I haven't had any weird prank calls, not yet anyway.

[know_buddy_kares]

When I had a number with the 313 area code I'd get ALL sorts of weird calls. Mostly drunk or drugged ghetto people calling me up thinking i'm their female booty call. I eventually started answering the phone with a reply such as..

Sinistral's Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em! This is Vampyro speaking, how can I assist you today?

usually they would hang up, ocasionally freak out with a "what the hell?!?!" then hang up, but once someone actually thought it was legit and started telling me he has a buddy who would be interestded in my kind of services if it's off the books.

The weirdest call was some chick with a faked accent who claimed to know me, the accent sounded arab, and she said she lives in Italy, then she just started going on about my love making satisied her so much... i sure as hell never been to Italy, and I sure as hell never dated a girl with any accent other than once and her's was brittish. So, just being in a really bad mood that night, I didn't have the patience to play around with whoever. I called them a rag head and said I killed their cousins in Iraq, and hung up. I never got any weird calls like that since then fortunately.

[Nienna]

Uggghhh there was one time I was working at my old Real Estate office (GMAC) and someone called and they were like "what is your name again?" after I said my intro speech, and I didn't think anything of it because sometimes people will ask that as record of who they spoke to. But then the guy started in this low deep voice, didn't even sound old or anything, and he was like 'What are you doing right now?" and I was like "uhmm working...?" and he did the whole "what are you wearing thing" and I told him lol. I didn't care, I played along for a second, and he's like "so you have on nylons?" and I said, "well yes, yes I do" and he was all asking me what kind and stuff like that. It was gross, eventually I got bored with it and hung up.

I almost died laughing reading this. I worked at Lane Bryant some years ago and we had a frequent prank caller that sounded very similar to this guy. We called him "Nylon Man". He would call and ask all sorts of questions,m eventually getting to asking if whomever had on nylons. If we said yes he would then ask if they made our feet smell, if we washed them, if we wore underwear with them, getting more and more suggestive (and excited) as he went along! LMAO wonder if it was the same guy??

[BrassFusion]

*makes a mental note to start wearing nylons.*

*all the time.*