DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I got this idea from another thread. But you know when you get woken up by someone somehow and you respond to it being half asleep. Share some of the most bizarre, wierdest things!! One of mine is: "F*#k you mom...you don't know s#*t!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absinthe Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Dave...what am I going to do with this box of children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted June 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 "I need to learn more pirate lingo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilEve Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 yep, i was up, doing pushups... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absinthe Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 "I need to learn more pirate lingo." I almost forgot the pirate lingo thing...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Oh Jeezus. Your talking to a Narcaleptic here. Talk? Try talk, walk around in the street in your underwear...in a baaad hood, come in and cut your ankle on the screen door, not wake up....wake up later and accuse your friends of cutting said ankle. Talk lets see....mention some other guys name and moan....and it doesn't matter if it is a dream about someone you never met or someone you only drempt about, do that.....and your in trouble. And I can't help it. Its not really funny, really. I say all kinds of crap....I have awoke to someone trying to pump me for more info....uh asshole....I am DREAMING........hello....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absinthe Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 "I'm sorry what happened?" <-after falling asleep DURING a love session Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybil Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Talk lets see....mention some other guys name and moan....and it doesn't matter if it is a dream about someone you never met or someone you only drempt about, do that.....and your in trouble. **gasps** hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have done this. *covers face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Guy Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 "You do know this is in the wrong forum"? I just woke up, does this count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 "The Chinese are coming down the chimny... please help me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Another one I was just reminded of... "God is really awesome but the tree's burn brighter than Jesus". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted June 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 "You do know this is in the wrong forum"? I just woke up, does this count? Well the thing is I thought it would go here specificly for the fact that this qualifies as 'getting know each other'. Everyone posts somethings they say after they get woken up. I was debating here or 'Your Creations', but I thought it would belong here. I'm REALLY sorry if this IS in fact the wrong place, but I thought it would fall under this catergory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absinthe Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I don't know what falls under what...but I thought of another one.... It qualifies as one of DBK's Ambien conversations... "Call Misha...We need to set this up NOW!!!!" THE NEXT DAY: " I called you...but I took the battery out of the phone before going to bed. Holy shit, I put the battery in the phone and called you!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted June 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 At my grandpa's house: My grandpa "Damn it, wake up you got a phone call..." Me: "Tell them pineapple and ham...mmm..." My grandpa cracks me with his cane over my head. Me : "HOLY-What the?! What the hell was that for?!" Him: "You gotta phone call..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absinthe Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Avast me Scorpions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Guy Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Well the thing is I thought it would go here specificly for the fact that this qualifies as 'getting know each other'. Everyone posts somethings they say after they get woken up. I was debating here or 'Your Creations', but I thought it would belong here. I'm REALLY sorry if this IS in fact the wrong place, but I thought it would fall under this catergory... Technically I'd say it belongs in "other stuff" (or maybe polls but that's pushing it a bit). This part of the forum is generally used for introductions, departures, and member status updates "Going on vacation, won't be back for a while" etc... (although I've seen status updates get moved to both "other stuff" and "relationships pets & domestic life"). But hey, you're Troy's second in command. If you think this belongs here then I guess it belongs here. I'm just a bit more militant with what goes where is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted June 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Technically I'd say it belongs in "other stuff" (or maybe polls but that's pushing it a bit). This part of the forum is generally used for introductions, departures, and member status updates "Going on vacation, won't be back for a while" etc... (although I've seen status updates get moved to both "other stuff" and "relationships pets & domestic life"). But hey, you're Troy's second in command. If you think this belongs here then I guess it belongs here. I'm just a bit more militant with what goes where is all. Right, after you brought this up I was second guessing it myself. But I sent a message to Troy asking his opinion abnout it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absinthe Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Right, after you brought this up I was second guessing it myself. But I sent a message to Troy asking his opinion abnout it. I have spent so much time reading about where the thread should go....I forgot what the thread was about.....JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 We used to laugh about this all the time. Apparently I was sleeping and my mom came in and I was saying "I want my shoes". She asked, "What shoes?" I said... "My tennis shoes".... and nodded back off to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Two weeks ago I fell asleep for 12 straight hours and dreamt the entire time. Well I woke my boyfriend out of a sound sleep around 2am when I rolled over pushed him away and smacked him and said "WHY are you STUCK to me, whoever you ARE?" Then I sat straight up and looked around. He was shocked a little said "What the FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?" I laid back down and apparantly mumbled, "uhmmm uhhh dreaming, go back to sleep." Note: He wasn't physically actually touching me during any of this, which would have made it a bit more explainable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellion Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Saying off the wall bs after waking up with a bad hangover,and still not fully awake,won't even bother listing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Saying off the wall bs after waking up with a bad hangover,and still not fully awake,won't even bother listing them. *le sigh* Listing them is the WHOLE point of this thread, so we can laugh at your groggy sillyness. I did, everyone else did it, now LIST DAMNIT! (Well I mean if you really DON'T wanna, I can't make you obviously, but it would be funny. I could only imagine the crazy shit you of all people would spout out hungover and kinda sleepin' lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellion Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 *le sigh* Listing them is the WHOLE point of this thread, so we can laugh at your groggy sillyness. I did, everyone else did it, now LIST DAMNIT! (Well I mean if you really DON'T wanna, I can't make you obviously, but it would be funny. I could only imagine the crazy shit you of all people would spout out hungover and kinda sleepin' lol) I'll list one,LOL!!"OK who farted"?!"LOL!!, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'll list one,LOL!!"OK who farted"?!"LOL!!, ....but did anyone? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellion Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 ....but did anyone? Lol I have been told that,also calling someone a peasenov has also been mentioned,LOL,amazing what alcohol does during and after,LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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