Wierd Things You Have Said Half Asleep...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Brassfusion can attest to this. But one time there was a gas leak in our apartments.

One of my roomates woke me up to tell me we had to evacuate.

"I don't care, I'm sleeping" I replied. The fireman had to pound on my door:

"Sir you don't have a choice, you have to evacuate"

"I don't f#$king care I'm sleeping!!"

He opened the door and threatened to have the police 'escort' me. So I complied, but not willingly lol

[Destroit]

Brassfusion can attest to this. But one time there was a gas leak in our apartments.

One of my roomates woke me up to tell me we had to evacuate.

"I don't care, I'm sleeping" I replied. The fireman had to pound on my door:

"Sir you don't have a choice, you have to evacuate"

"I don't f#$king care I'm sleeping!!"

He opened the door and threatened to have the police 'escort' me. So I complied, but not willingly lol

That's not "something silly you'd say half awake", that's just all around manliness lol. Shoulda chucked something at the firefighter just for good measure.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

That's not "something silly you'd say half awake", that's just all around manliness lol. Shoulda chucked something at the firefighter just for good measure.

Haha!! No, I think that fits cause it's nothing like me. I'm a complete diffrent person when I wake up. I'm an evil sadistic bastard more so when I just wake up. Like Inuyasha's demon tranformation, that's what I'm like when I wake up lol

But to make up for it...I have actually woken myself up when I mumbled...

"Go...pokeball..."

Yeah, beat that!! Yes, I have atually said that...

[Homicidalheathen]

Thing one seems to have inherited my sleep disorder somewhat. She got up in the middle of the night once and started doing things in her sleep that did not make sense.......it was funny to watch.

She was trying to fold laundry and talking nonsense.....with her eyes half closed. She hates it when I watch and laugh at her later so I do it. What are moms for but to embarress you when you grow up?

My step son has it a bit too. Once he got up and was standing in the hallway with his eyes open and I said something to him and he just turned around and went back to bed. He used to do that allot but he outgrew it.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Friend "Mark, wake up... you're making funny noises."

Me "You are all going to die. In horribly slow ways. I'll miss you."

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

"You know I can't fly when you're looking at me."

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

"Life is a plate."

[TygerLili]

My boyfriend swears I was singing a Sean Paul song in my sleep once. I don't really believe it since I don't even know the words when I'm awake.

He tells me how hot I am all the time when he's sleeping. He also broke up with me once in his sleep. I can't remember any of the funny stuff he's said right now. I used to try to figure out what he was saying, but now I just say "Yes, dear," and roll over.

[Homicidalheathen]

This is kinda gross but funny. This one time when my man actually slept in the bed next to me....(snore problem these days) he was sound asleep. Mind you, this man would not wake up if a train hit the house. Good thing I am a light sleeper.

Anyway we are sleeping butt to butt and I fart like REAL LOUD and he sits str8 up and looks around and goes 'huh? wha.....?' Realizes the sound came from my ass....scrunches over and LOOKS at it.....lol......then sighs and goes back to sleep.

I almost woke him up by laughing. Then the next day he didn't even remember doing it!