Homicidalheathen Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Do: have sex with your girl. Don't: hurt her knee in the process. Do: fuck me madly. Don't: not get up off me when I am done ya dumb fucker lol. (damn my knee hurts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatsEyeOfTheWiccan Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Do: Drink and have fun drinking. Don't: Drink and Drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevar (5) Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 DO:enjoy a nice calm evening at home. DON'T:fall asleep with a lite ciggerett and eggs boiling on the stove because your calm evening at home was a little to calm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevar (5) Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 DO: invite your mother in law to dinner. DON'T: invite her out back for a j break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 DO: tell TheCravenRaven to become a Necro-poster... DO NOT: drink HOT-ASS coffee WHILE perusing said threads...{it can burn you when you giggle!} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 do: have fun in a hot tub with a bunch of people don't: be that annoying drunk just because the person you want to hook up with in the hot tub is not interested in you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevar (5) Posted September 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Do: Brush your teeth. Don't: Brush them with a steel brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitty Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Do: Tell your mom your going to clean the kitchen. Don't: Call your mom an "epic bitch" for getting on your case about not cleaning the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevar (5) Posted September 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Do: Drink a Huge bowl of long island with my brother on his 21st birthday. Don't: Go the wrong way down a one way on gratiot. Do: Say evening officer. Don't: Tell the cop your coming from your brothers 21st birthday party. Do: Try your best to look and act sober dispite the fact your going the wrong way on gratiot at 3:00 in the morning. Don't: Fuck up when he has you count 1234432112344321 while tapping your fingers together resite A-M and count backwards 67-43.....I passed by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Do: Drink a Huge bowl of long island with my brother on his 21st birthday.Don't: Go the wrong way down a one way on gratiot. Do: Say evening officer. Don't: Tell the cop your coming from your brothers 21st birthday party. Do: Try your best to look and act sober dispite the fact your going the wrong way on gratiot at 3:00 in the morning. Don't: Fuck up when he has you count 1234432112344321 while tapping your fingers together resite A-M and count backwards 67-43.....I passed by the way. I was so sure that we were done for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Do-Feed you cat..... Don't- Feed you cat to your dog..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Don't - Feed your cat..... Do- Feed your cat to your dog..... fixed! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 fixed! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevar (5) Posted October 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Do: Be awsome at your job! Don't: Let your boss see the pic of you with spiked up hair 3/4 a foot long. and have him say "Your one of those" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightgaunt Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 DO: Take a long, relaxing, hot shower by candlelight. DON'T: Get distracted by the space shuttle exploding, forget to blow out the candles, leave the house, and return to discover the burned-out husk of what was once a bathtub. Just trust me on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevar (5) Posted October 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 DO: Find someone to take home from the bar. Don't: Take anyone home from city club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Wreck Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 do. invite Head Wreck back for afternoon tea. dont invite Head Wreck back for afternoon coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku Namako Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 good idea: Saving up some extra cash for a date bad idea: Saving up some extra cash for a prostitute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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