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Adding in my arsonel to take this place down...

Hangover shits are about the fucking worst shits to ever endure...

You start out having horrible gas pains in your guts... with ocasionally farting farts so stinky they'd kill the living AND raise the dead, I'm talking about the kinda rotton stink that you can only smell if you explode something's intestines and let the shit and flesh fester in the sun for a week, that kinda stink.

Then it goes into the actual shit mode, leaving you a prisoner on the toilet. And this is just the grossest shit all around, it feels like rotting slimey baby fetuses are sliding out of your ass. with a smell that matches. And they're NEVER clean. After it oozes out your ass it normally burns like hell. So your nose is about to melt from the horrible stench, and your ass is on fire, but you can't escpae because you know round 2...3...4... and so on are on their way, and you have no control of when they come out so you just gotta sit there....

After a few hours once everything comes out, the toilet will back up because even it doesn't want to swallow that unholy creation that just gave you a 1 way ticket to hell for giving birth to. You totally skip the toiletpaper as it just won't get the job done and have to hop in the shower...

...yeah.. hangover shits are the worst.

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Adding in my arsonel to take this place down...

Hangover shits are about the fucking worst shits to ever endure...

You start out having horrible gas pains in your guts... with ocasionally farting farts so stinky they'd kill the living AND raise the dead, I'm talking about the kinda rotton stink that you can only smell if you explode something's intestines and let the shit and flesh fester in the sun for a week, that kinda stink.

Then it goes into the actual shit mode, leaving you a prisoner on the toilet. And this is just the grossest shit all around, it feels like rotting slimey baby fetuses are sliding out of your ass. with a smell that matches. And they're NEVER clean. After it oozes out your ass it normally burns like hell. So your nose is about to melt from the horrible stench, and your ass is on fire, but you can't escpae because you know round 2...3...4... and so on are on their way, and you have no control of when they come out so you just gotta sit there....

After a few hours once everything comes out, the toilet will back up because even it doesn't want to swallow that unholy creation that just gave you a 1 way ticket to hell for giving birth to. You totally skip the toiletpaper as it just won't get the job done and have to hop in the shower...

...yeah.. hangover shits are the worst.

Eww...That actually almost made me gag. Thats really nasty. Lol.

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Adding in my arsonel to take this place down...

Hangover shits are about the fucking worst shits to ever endure...

You start out having horrible gas pains in your guts... with ocasionally farting farts so stinky they'd kill the living AND raise the dead, I'm talking about the kinda rotton stink that you can only smell if you explode something's intestines and let the shit and flesh fester in the sun for a week, that kinda stink.

Then it goes into the actual shit mode, leaving you a prisoner on the toilet. And this is just the grossest shit all around, it feels like rotting slimey baby fetuses are sliding out of your ass. with a smell that matches. And they're NEVER clean. After it oozes out your ass it normally burns like hell. So your nose is about to melt from the horrible stench, and your ass is on fire, but you can't escpae because you know round 2...3...4... and so on are on their way, and you have no control of when they come out so you just gotta sit there....

After a few hours once everything comes out, the toilet will back up because even it doesn't want to swallow that unholy creation that just gave you a 1 way ticket to hell for giving birth to. You totally skip the toiletpaper as it just won't get the job done and have to hop in the shower...

...yeah.. hangover shits are the worst.

:rofl: BWHAHAHA OMFG man, you don't even know how much that made my life. :laugh::laugh::rofl:

Paper towel is also an option, since you know, when it comes out it has a consistency like paste, more like trying to wipe the end of a tube of toothpaste that's been sitting on your bathroom counter for about a week with no cap on. That's kinda the best way I could describe it. You also left out the part that, mysteriously enough, when you drink more beer it comes out smelling like sour rotten olives with a touch of kerosene, and for some reason liquor and mixed drinks give it this pickle-type aroma. Pickle and nasty feet. Actually, you may just want to get all roommates, children, and/or pets out of your home before sitting on the bowl and blowing your ass inside out. The shower thing is genius though, takes about 30-40 minutes worth of wiping out of the hangover shit process. Kudos to that Vampyro for the discovery! :thumbsup: Okay....okay I'll stop now.

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:rofl: BWHAHAHA OMFG man, you don't even know how much that made my life. :laugh::laugh::rofl:

Paper towel is also an option, since you know, when it comes out it has a consistency like paste, more like trying to wipe the end of a tube of toothpaste that's been sitting on your bathroom counter for about a week with no cap on. That's kinda the best way I could describe it. You also left out the part that, mysteriously enough, when you drink more beer it comes out smelling like sour rotten olives with a touch of kerosene, and for some reason liquor and mixed drinks give it this pickle-type aroma. Pickle and nasty feet. Actually, you may just want to get all roommates, children, and/or pets out of your home before sitting on the bowl and blowing your ass inside out. The shower thing is genius though, takes about 30-40 minutes worth of wiping out of the hangover shit process. Kudos to that Vampyro for the discovery! :thumbsup: Okay....okay I'll stop now.

Hahaha...I like your description better.

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Dude that was just nasty,LMAO!!!

You must have been drinking some cheap booze

cant be any worse than the Peanut (chunky)butter shits,which not only require a mega size roll of TP,but also a crate of Baby wipes,let alone a shower is required after, cause its like road tar.

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