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When you wake up in your own driveway to the sound of your own car horn, because your face is laying on on it.

You look over into the seat next to you, and see a brown paper bag.

You open the bag, and in it, you find a styrofoam take-away carton with half-eaten nachos inside.

You cannot remember having left the bar, or even having been in a restaurant-- OR driving home, for that matter.

P.S. This happened to me back in the old Oxbow Roadhouse days, Darque! :p

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Oh....I knew I had too many when I went outside to puke, and rolled around on the ground just becaue I was so sick, and upon going back inside someone asks me, "Were you on the ground?" and I was all drunk-bitchy and replied, "Hell no!" and when I turned around there were dried up leaves and twigs stuck all over my sweater. :peanutbutterjellytime:

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Oh....I knew I had too many when I went outside to puke, and rolled around on the ground just becaue I was so sick, and upon going back inside someone asks me, "Were you on the ground?" and I was all drunk-bitchy and replied, "Hell no!" and when I turned around there were dried up leaves and twigs stuck all over my sweater. :peanutbutterjellytime:

"I MEANT to do that!" :p

Perfect all-around excuse..works like a charm every time!

P.S. As for the drunk dialing, I've done my share of "I LOVE YOU, MAN!! :crybaby: " calls at four in the morning! :p At least your friends know where they stand in your heart. :)

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"I MEANT to do that!" :p

Perfect all-around excuse..works like a charm every time!

P.S. As for the drunk dialing, I've done my share of "I LOVE YOU, MAN!! :crybaby: " calls at four in the morning! :p At least your friends know where they stand in your heart. :)

I have no clue what this drunk calling thing is.. :whistle:

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P.S. As for the drunk dialing, I've done my share of "I LOVE YOU, MAN!! :crybaby: " calls at four in the morning! :p At least your friends know where they stand in your heart. :)

If that's all I did, well, that would be fine. I start talking about crazy shit, and I'll have no idea I'm doing it.

(btw, 100th post, yay. I'm such a dork.)

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Guest GodfallenPromos

you've had too much to drink when....

....you cry over crushed graham crackers (hilarious story)

....when you hand someone by the nickname of "Evil Dave" a hp of weed and a scale, and then leave, telling him that "i trust you, man"....

.....when you stab someone elses fridge door for 50 cents

.....when your screaming at ppl not to touch you.....

.....when your not sober enough to know that your ex gf just had shots taken of you when you were drunk...and she was dry humping you

.....not remembering leaving the bar....or the 2 OTHER times they had to stop the car so you could puke....or leaving the car and making it into the house...getting de-dressed, and put to bed

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