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jadnifer

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Not mad, but a mild anoyance.. with extreme reaction happened...

I was having to shit bad yesterday... like real bad but I was on I 75... so I pull into the rest stop a bit north of Mt. Morris. I run into this bathroom stall, and the smell was bloody horrible. As I'm quietly lining the seat up with toilet paper, I hear this guy next to me making quiet grunts and hearing his poop fall in... so as soon as i sit down, I took a deap breath... and strained a scream as loud as I could scream.. I started launching myself against the stall walls, almost broke them I think. Back and forth while screaming, "OH GOD OH GOD THIS SHIT HURTS!!" The guy couldn't get himself out of his stall fast enough.. on the way out he tripped over his pants he still hadn't pulled up... managed to get up and pull them up and ran out in like 5 seconds flat from jumping off the toilet....

...poor bastard never did get a chance to wipe...

...seriously.. what the fuck is wrong with me? I just was getting tired of the strained quiet grunts and his obnoxious smell...

that and i did kinda wanna shit in peace.

OMG!!! That is hilarious! That is something that I would SO do!

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AWW, phee, you aren't people, you is tech support! You are one of the cool kids now! As a matter of fact, somebody was telling me you were the only cool kid in this forum: to which I took great offense, but oh well.

Eh?

It makes me mad that I have no idea what you are talking about!

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PISSS!!!!!!!! Fuck.... some lamer fags just hacked into an old yahoo account photos of mine and posted my noodz all over the internetz... I know the site... 4chan....

damnit...

at least i met 4 hot chicks from this ...

but the ones that posted my noodz can burn in hell. FUCK THIS PISSES ME OFF

you know what... the number just jumped up to over 20 hot girls and I actually got plans this weekend with one..

that was a pretty fucking awsome backfire LMAO!!!!!

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