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Slice each tattoo off with a surgeon's careful skill, a perfect cutout of every one.... slap him unconscious. Roll his unconscious body around in bright green paint, so the raw skin is covered.... mm better yet, make that permanent dye. Dye the raw skin green. Then set him up in a cage at a circus, claim he's the Hulk mid-transformation, and make a fortune.

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Slice each tattoo off with a surgeon's careful skill, a perfect cutout of every one.... slap him unconscious. Roll his unconscious body around in bright green paint, so the raw skin is covered.... mm better yet, make that permanent dye. Dye the raw skin green. Then set him up in a cage at a circus, claim he's the Hulk mid-transformation, and make a fortune.

Help her find a more humane hobby..

It's only inhumane if he doesn't like it, and she doesn't give him a royalty check.... Personally, I thought that was pretty gnarly.

Back to the thread....

In need of more photos period, go out and take pictures of random shit with....

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I missed a post so I would video said pogo stick jumping just to see if I could cash in a on a great pogo stick accident....

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It's only inhumane if he doesn't like it, and she doesn't give him a royalty check.... Personally, I thought that was pretty gnarly.

Back to the thread....

In need of more photos period, go out and take pictures of random shit with....

Edit....

I missed a post so I would video said pogo stick jumping just to see if I could cash in a on a great pogo stick accident....

Initiatite him/her into my sadomasochistic ways and we'll turn every ex-tattooed person into a carnival attraction..... don't worry though ladies and gentlemen, I promise you'll love being a part of E's Circus.

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