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Fire a potato cannon at old lady's windows for yelling at people having good clean fun

drives the get away car when the old lady calls the cops

(:rofl:)

Use left-over potatoes for french-fry & bourbon after-party that blustery, snowman-making evening.

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Use him as a human shield while attempting to rob a pillow factory

Chain him from the ceiling by his wrists, with his feet dangling. Then staple his eyelids to his eyebrows, masturbate with a sword handle 5 feet away, then castrate him.

I'd leave him to die there in that room, and use his remains to make perfume that would sell quite well at hot topic. Just because children like to think anything morbid is good.

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Chain him from the ceiling by his wrists, with his feet dangling. Then staple his eyelids to his eyebrows, masturbate with a sword handle 5 feet away, then castrate him.

I'd leave him to die there in that room, and use his remains to make perfume that would sell quite well at hot topic. Just because children like to think anything morbid is good.

Tase at 800000 volts. Restrain, and dump off at the nearest psychiatric ward.

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Chain him from the ceiling by his wrists, with his feet dangling. Then staple his eyelids to his eyebrows, masturbate with a sword handle 5 feet away, then castrate him.

I'd leave him to die there in that room, and use his remains to make perfume that would sell quite well at hot topic. Just because children like to think anything morbid is good.

I would......DEFINITELY not piss her off :)

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