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Or whatever movie you choose....

You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass but wouldn't you just rather take the butcher's word for it? (Tommy Boy)

John Hancock?! It's Herbie Hancock! (Tommy Boy)

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose! (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody)

Luke....I Am Your Father!! (Star Wars)

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"Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!"

" Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

"well what do we have here ? a fuckin comedian Private Joker! "

R. Lee Ermy

Full Metal Jacket

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“Good evening. Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven?”

- “Evangelist”

“What?”

- “Mrs. Peacock”

“Repent. The kingdom of heaven IS at hand.”

- “Evangelist”

“You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie.”

- “Ms. Scarlet”

“Armageddon is almost upon us.”

- “Evangelist”

“I got news for you--it’s already here!”

- “Professor Plum”

“Go away!”

- “Mrs. Peacock”

“But your souls are in danger!”

- “Evangelist”

“Our lives our in danger, you beatnik!”

- “Mrs. Peacock” from "Clue"

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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." (Big Trouble in Little China)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking (Airplane!)

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