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Today, when I got home from work my wife met me at the door with an odd look on her face and asked me how my day was... now.. I could tell something was up... So I ignored her question and asked how her days was... that when she pointed at a bucket next to the pool and said "Go look in that, but be carefull." She had a board over the top.. so I slid it back and looked in... to find a small Water Moccasin lunging at me.

She had caught in in the bucket BEFORE she looked it up online to see what it was... crazy woman could ahvbe been bitten... GAH!!!

i took it out to the canal and let it go... Swimming is going to be different now...

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Today, when I got home from work my wife met me at the door with an odd look on her face and asked me how my day was... now.. I could tell something was up... So I ignored her question and asked how her days was... that when she pointed at a bucket next to the pool and said "Go look in that, but be carefull." She had a board over the top.. so I slid it back and looked in... to find a small Water Moccasin lunging at me.

She had caught in in the bucket BEFORE she looked it up online to see what it was... crazy woman could ahvbe been bitten... GAH!!!

i took it out to the canal and let it go... Swimming is going to be different now...

Damn. Um... no offense, but that was not smart. Then again... she might have thought it was harmless. Though their behavior is supposed to appear aggressive. I would have beat the hell out of it with a long stick.

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Damn. Um... no offense, but that was not smart. Then again... she might have thought it was harmless. Though their behavior is supposed to appear aggressive. I would have beat the hell out of it with a long stick.

Yeah, kudos on her for catching it, but shame on her for not telling you exactly what it was. That's some BS. But glad you guys are ok.

For anyone who has a pool up here in michigan, don't worry, the ONLY poisonous snake we have is the Michigan Rattle Snake. Which quite honestly, are moderately docile. They won't fuck with you as long as you don't fuck with them. There are water snakes here that LOOK like water moccasins in their younger years, however they're just a regular snake. So if you get a snake in your pool, don't freak, it's harmless. I used to play with those snakes all the bloody time and get yelled at all the time by other kids that it's a water moccasins... they didn't know what they were talking about obviously

Sux to be in florida eh?

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She was safe about it. She used a shovel to scoop the snake into a bucket and then dropped the board over the top.

She knew i wouldn;t just stick my hand in the bucket... I knew something bad was in it.

Aggressive doesn;t even cover it though.. that thing was striking at everything that came near it.

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My sister goes to Florida on a semi regular basis. "Come on ttogreh, the ocean is beautiful"... and she comes home with jelly fish stings.

Florida is an odd creation of the Ice age. It'll be gone for a good five thousand years when the ice caps melt enough. Good riddance.

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Actually, the -much- more likely happenstance for the loss of Florida is that it's baserock is all limestone, which is amazingly water-soluble. Florida will probably be long gone before California falls off, as it's bedrock will have been dissolved from underneath it.

EDIT: On topic. Gah! I certainly wouldn't enjoy finding a water moccasin in my backyard. This is why I don't like Florida. That and the fire ants that tried to eat my Uncle Tom. And that it's mostly the home of old folks waiting to die (no offense grandma and grandpa!) and dads who don't want to pay child support.

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Today, when I got home from work my wife met me at the door with an odd look on her face and asked me how my day was... now.. I could tell something was up... So I ignored her question and asked how her days was... that when she pointed at a bucket next to the pool and said "Go look in that, but be carefull." She had a board over the top.. so I slid it back and looked in... to find a small Water Moccasin lunging at me.

She had caught in in the bucket BEFORE she looked it up online to see what it was... crazy woman could ahvbe been bitten... GAH!!!

i took it out to the canal and let it go... Swimming is going to be different now...

From the subject line of the thread I thought I was going to see someone reiterate the baby ruth bar in the pool scene from Caddyshack. That had to be one of the funniest moments of the whole movie.

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i would really really hate to find a snake in my pool (if i had one). I would probably screech like the girl I am, and demand rent from the snake, cuz I ain't going near the damn thing. He can live peacefully in the pool until he dies of old age.

Me + snakes = phobia

I can handle someone draping a boa constrictor on my shoulder, I can handle garden snakes at a pet store, but I cannot handle a snake in a pool or in my house. I'm just not that cool.

I think I might have been a mouse in a former life lol

~V

*Edited for spelling mistake

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