Horrible Movies

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

no kidding.. there are some damn fine bits of cinema on that list.

[creatureofthenyte]

one movie that was definitely horrible is: Dude, where's my car ?

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Not if you smoke enough pot.. then it's funny as hell

[Jadis]

Aww... Phee ... You didn't like the House of Wax movie with Paris Hilton???

talk about a waste of film....

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Seeing the thing go through her head was worth the $3 to rent it.

[Head Wreck]

die you zombie bastards.

its up there with the class of nukem high on SO BAD ITS GOOD

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Bad Taste.

wow, what a waste of time

[phee]

Bad Taste.

wow, what a waste of time

heh... Peter Jackson of Lord of The Rings fames first feature film....

[Reaper]

Wish I could remember the name of the movie I saw earlier this year in the theater. It was so bad that I walked out half way through it. Seemed to be stuck in one house where a wanderer met this chic at a bar, ended up staying with her, and came into this drug problem where he kept thinking flies were around and put up sheets of plastic and fly catchers all around. He eventually got the chic he stayed with as paranoid as him. It was a really boring movie as it tended to stay in the same house through most of the movie.

I remember the name of the movie I saw that totally sucked. It was called BUG. It was retarded enough to walk out of for the first time ever for me.

[Slept with ghost]

Aqua teen hunger force

Sweet insanity

Death becomes her

Norbit

And a big one for me was Eraserhead. I watched it a few months ago and just thought it was the most pointless movie I have ever seen. Now if somebody were to tell me they liked it but they had no idea what it was about then that would be fine but if they said they understood it then I would just call them a liar who trying to sound smart by saying the understand something that can not be understood the movie was just plain crap.

[jadnifer]

I would have to say Open Water.

I was SO glad that I only paid 2.50 to see it.

Others that I didnt care for:

The Grudge

Ring 2 (it was okay, but highly predictable)

[Destroit]

Aqua teen hunger force

Sweet insanity

Death becomes her

Norbit

And a big one for me was Eraserhead. I watched it a few months ago and just thought it was the most pointless movie I have ever seen. Now if somebody were to tell me they liked it but they had no idea what it was about then that would be fine but if they said they understood it then I would just call them a liar who trying to sound smart by saying the understand something that can not be understood the movie was just plain crap.

I also must step in and defend....Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie For Theatres was amazing. Basically everything that is missing from the series they unveil in the epicness...unless of course you don't watch the show religiously like I do. Then I understand why you wouldn't like it....but I wouldn't understand is why anyone wouldn't love ATHF. Even the beginning all the way up to the credits has massive meaning behind it that I didn't even catch until I watched the movie at least three times. Also....Walter Melon....creeps me out, but a genius character/foil for the entire movie. It keeps you guessing.

[the eternal]

Must...resist...making...post

OK, I was going to log out, but had to include my .02

Im addicted to metacritic.com, so I usually avoid awfull movies, but when I had cable and couldnt sleep... Oh lordy!

OK help me out guys.

This is a stinker. Don't know the name

Horror movie. Watched it at 2AM

The guy from Monk is in it. Tony Shalhoub.

They're in this house, and all these glass rooms keep changing. Doors slide open, a few people die.

They get to the end and I think they chant something and the house folds up. I dont quite remember.

It sucked

"11th Floor??"

_________________________

Ok, I hate cloying chick flicks, but I'm often up for a good drama or romantic comedy.

They just dont make many anymore

For example, there's a charming little movie with James Stewart called Shop Around the Corner.

How they remade it, with the exact same plot, and similar dialogue, and still transformed it to a shitty chick flick called You've Got Mail, I dont know.

Chernobyl, I have a story like yours, but I wont go into too much detail. It was late, I was very young. My little friends and I wanted to see a movie at the mall, and there was only one about to start.

Dont Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead with Christina Applegate. I said,

"Let's just wait for the next movie to let out and pathetically try to pick up chicks that will ignore us"

(like we usually did)

I never wished I was being snubbed by a girl more in my life.

Terrible. Unfunny.

Back to Late night movies--Now I'm trying to remember---

They play all those awful Direct to Video

Jean Claude Van Damme

Dolph Lundgren

Steven Seagall crap late at night.

Action stars dont die, they just go direct to video.

They used to have this thing called Major Motion Movies on HBO

"It's movies with major motion"

That REALLY was the tagline.

If you ever wondered what Corbin Bernson did after LA Law... you could find him there.

One of his was The Dentist 2

It was (apparently a sequel) about, duh, a killer dentist.

Stupid!

I didnt like Titanic because I had LOVED Kate Winslet in her debut

Heavenly Creatures by Peter Jackson

Great movie!

It's the best "chick flick" you've ever seen with a horror movie ending.

So good.

AND

I really liked Leo in one of his first movies

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? with Johnny Depp

Another great drama.

So, although not a bad movie, per se, Titanic was a letdown for me.

That and dont you hate when all the critics say, "This is the best movie you'll see in your life"

Give me a break!

The Departed was a letdown, and I thought it was great!

Just not the best movie of my life.

The one movie that lived up to expectations in my mind was Pan's Labrynth

I fricken loved that movie (and yet one of my best friends was soo disturbed he couldn't enjoy it)

Das Boot (or even A Perfect Storm) is a better example of a water peril movie IMHO than Titanic.

No offense to those who liked it.

Big offense if you even watched, let alone liked, something like Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

Loved Heathers, though (Of course, premidated mass homicide is a little bit of a darker subtext for a high school clique drama than getting a date)

"OMG Heather, F$%& me gently with a chainsaw"

Jack Nicholson was great in that too, even if he did occupy Christian Slater's body.

Pet Peeve--

A lot of 70s mainstream maxporn.

I watched a couple of these movies in college and it really turned me off.

I'm sure Russ Meyer is campy fun, but I wouldnt know

Here's why

It's NOT for the quality.

They're supposed to be cheesy.

And because in the 70s Porn had gone a little mainstream, this allowed suburban couples to

watch R+ movies like Emmanuelle and teen romps, with more attractive women and better production values.

Why would attractive women and good lighting bother me?

Some of those movies treated rape like it was AOK, or even a part of sexuality.

When I was in college, at the frickin art house video store, I was like ooh, the original Emmanuelle

It's not porn, it's,

say it gang "Erotica"

yeah right.

First of all, it IS just high grade maxporn, but then near the end of the movie, she gets violently raped, and in the next scene she's greatful for it.

WTF????????

That made me so sick to my stomach.

Thats why I cant watch stuff like Cannibal Holocaust

I cant watch women get raped and then impaled on sticks

(At least that flick doesn't glorify it, per se)

Here, let me correct myself

ANY movie that glorifes rape is a horrible movie in my book.

Or includes Jean Claude Van Damme

Dolph Lundgren

Steven Seagall

That said, I liked Anchorman with Will Ferrell, Zoolander with Ben Stiller and loved Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with Jim Carrey

Sue Me

[Destroit]

Must...resist...making...post

OK, I was going to log out, but had to include my .02

Im addicted to metacritic.com, so I usually avoid awfull movies, but when I had cable and couldnt sleep... Oh lordy!

OK help me out guys.

This is a stinker. Don't know the name

Horror movie. Watched it at 2AM

The guy from Monk is in it. Tony Shalhoub.

They're in this house, and all these glass rooms keep changing. Doors slide open, a few people die.

They get to the end and I think they chant something and the house folds up. I dont quite remember.

It sucked

"11th Floor??"

_________________________

Ok, I hate cloying chick flicks, but I'm often up for a good drama or romantic comedy.

They just dont make many anymore

For example, there's a charming little movie with James Stewart called Shop Around the Corner.

How they remade it, with the exact same plot, and similar dialogue, and still transformed it to a shitty chick flick called You've Got Mail, I dont know.

Chernobyl, I have a story like yours, but I wont go into too much detail. It was late, I was very young. My little friends and I wanted to see a movie at the mall, and there was only one about to start.

Dont Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead with Christina Applegate. I said,

"Let's just wait for the next movie to let out and pathetically try to pick up chicks that will ignore us"

(like we usually did)

I never wished I was being snubbed by a girl more in my life.

Terrible. Unfunny.

Back to Late night movies--Now I'm trying to remember---

They play all those awful Direct to Video

Jean Claude Van Damme

Dolph Lundgren

Steven Seagall crap late at night.

Action stars dont die, they just go direct to video.

They used to have this thing called Major Motion Movies on HBO

"It's movies with major motion"

That REALLY was the tagline.

If you ever wondered what Corbin Bernson did after LA Law... you could find him there.

One of his was The Dentist 2

It was (apparently a sequel) about, duh, a killer dentist.

Stupid!

I didnt like Titanic because I had LOVED Kate Winslet in her debut

Heavenly Creatures by Peter Jackson

Great movie!

It's the best "chick flick" you've ever seen with a horror movie ending.

So good.

AND

I really liked Leo in one of his first movies

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? with Johnny Depp

Another great drama.

So, although not a bad movie, per se, Titanic was a letdown for me.

That and dont you hate when all the critics say, "This is the best movie you'll see in your life"

Give me a break!

The Departed was a letdown, and I thought it was great!

Just not the best movie of my life.

The one movie that lived up to expectations in my mind was Pan's Labrynth

I fricken loved that movie (and yet one of my best friends was soo disturbed he couldn't enjoy it)

Das Boot (or even A Perfect Storm) is a better example of a water peril movie IMHO than Titanic.

No offense to those who liked it.

Big offense if you even watched, let alone liked, something like Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

Loved Heathers, though (Of course, premidated mass homicide is a little bit of a darker subtext for a high school clique drama than getting a date)

"OMG Heather, F$%& me gently with a chainsaw"

Jack Nicholson was great in that too, even if he did occupy Christian Slater's body.

Pet Peeve--

A lot of 70s mainstream maxporn.

I watched a couple of these movies in college and it really turned me off.

I'm sure Russ Meyer is campy fun, but I wouldnt know

Here's why

It's NOT for the quality.

They're supposed to be cheesy.

And because in the 70s Porn had gone a little mainstream, this allowed suburban couples to

watch R+ movies like Emmanuelle and teen romps, with more attractive women and better production values.

Why would attractive women and good lighting bother me?

Some of those movies treated rape like it was AOK, or even a part of sexuality.

When I was in college, at the frickin art house video store, I was like ooh, the original Emmanuelle

It's not porn, it's,

say it gang "Erotica"

yeah right.

First of all, it IS just high grade maxporn, but then near the end of the movie, she gets violently raped, and in the next scene she's greatful for it.

WTF????????

That made me so sick to my stomach.

Thats why I cant watch stuff like Cannibal Holocaust

I cant watch women get raped and then impaled on sticks

(At least that flick doesn't glorify it, per se)

Here, let me correct myself

ANY movie that glorifes rape is a horrible movie in my book.

Or includes Jean Claude Van Damme

Dolph Lundgren

Steven Seagall

That said, I liked Anchorman with Will Ferrell, Zoolander with Ben Stiller and loved Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with Jim Carrey

Sue Me

Your first movie....13 Ghosts maybe? Where there's ghosts chasing them all over the glass house and all these spells keep letting them out and closing them in?

P.S. I'm like the only one I know who loves Zoolander So so very good...and so incredibly good looking

[phee]

I actually thought Zoolander was awesome

[bean]

I like Zoolander too...

and I think Chernobyl is right - the movie the eternal is talking about is 13 Ghosts

[Scary Guy]

Trying to justify it logically was a waste of time.

But that's what makes it so funny.

Also http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Mugatu just in case no one caught that reference.

I also have to defend "13 Ghosts" since that house alone was awesome.

[Homicidalheathen]

I thought these two were pretty good considering........

The tenacious pick of destiny. Jack Black actually rocks and I laughed so hard my sides hurt.

Scary movie 4 was not overdone like 3, it was actually pretty good also.....no Paris getting sqewered through the brain, but it was good.

[Slept with ghost]

other then not another teen movie I thought all of the movie movies were pretty bad.

[jadnifer]

I saw Zoolander a long ass time ago and I found myself thinking.....WTF???

13 Ghosts...that house rocks and the movie is great they just overplay it on television IMO

[angusfergus]

Worst movie of all-time, featuring 10-year old Pia Zadora in her acting debut:

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

The second worst movie ever:

Santa Claus

Features Santa shooting a toy cannon at Satan (and heartily laughing about it) after sneaking through a window to avoid the red-hot doorknob the devil had insidiously prepared for Santa. Also has wind-up reindeer, and Santa lives in a cloud castle. WTF!!

[Slept with ghost]

mst3k classic

heh come to think about it wheres manos on this list?

[Scary Guy]

"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"

8th grade English class I brought it in for Christmas and the teacher let us watch it. Everyone wouldn't shut up and no one was paying attention so she threatened a test/school work on them (can't remember exactly). I loved torturing them with that movie. Thank you yet again Monstervision.

[Brian4wheels]

This topic was tough for me so I'll keep it in the realm of my personal genre likes

Ghost Rider-Nicholas Cage at least to me anyway is NOT the super hero type. The movie is boring and even though it's computer animated G.R. reminded me of those old Ray Harryhausen movies lol

Superman Returns-If I wanna watch Christopher Reeve I'll stick one of the GOOD movies in. Besides I didn't buy the fact that the hero that is supposed to be THE symbol for all that is decent and pure had unprotected pre-marital sex. And I'm no prude.

Hallowen 3, ok really most of them. 1 and 2 I like

Most Saturday Night Live skit movies.

I didn't actually hate the last 2 matrix movies but hated that they were one big Keanu Reeves Superman audition. Do a screen test on your own time Keanu!!!!!

[Azeuron]

The one movie that i've seen that made me actually Angry was...Happy Feet... a protest on the fishing industry disguised as a kids movie. I actually bought it on dvd thinking it was a good regular kids movie for my son. I'm glad at the time he wasn't old enough to understand what was going on. To him it was just a dancing penguin. That was the first and last time he got to watch that movie because i have a major problem with propaganda of any type being disguised as a kids movie. Sorry. End of rant!!!