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the congressional commitee that interviewed General Pattaious today;

he told them the mission can be accomplished given the current environment in Iraq, and congress told him they don't believe him; um he's THERE and they are Not!!

Democrats that want government to run EVERYTHING

Democrats...like....HILLARY CLINTON!!!! that think that democrats can run healthcare in this country better!!!?? then DOCTORS can!!!????

Parents who let their small children run around and wander aimlessly in grocery stores, and then sue the store when the kid gets hurt, because the parent was too busy yakkin with his/her buddies.

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Giving treatment without a complete diagnosis.

Coming to a diagnosis based on a process of elimination guess.

Finding out what that diagnosis (or best guess) might be by googling the treatment (not even given a fucking clue by the doctor)!

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The saying, "No love lost" to describe people who hate each other. Sounds like the opposite, right?

I looked it up once, though. It really did mean the opposite at first. But somehow (I forget how) the saying got twisted around.

Meaning that they didn't waste any love on eachother.. no love lost.. to clarify if you put love into something, and now you hate eachother, you lost that love for one another (like love is as expendable as money), but if there was none lost or none expended (spent), that means they never liked/loved eachother and have always hated eachother.

I had to think about that one for a while when I came to that conclusion. I agree makes almost no sense.

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Well, I have no idea to explain how baffled and experience this morning has left me...

I was standing in the phone closet tracing a line when I hear from the head engineers office... "Patriot Act of 2001... what the hell is the Patriot Act of 2001? Hey Mark, have you ever heard of something called the Patriot Act?"

I got as far as "Are you F...." before the other Mark said "Um, yeah, are you kidding?"

There was a marked silence for a few moments before he said "Um, maybe I should look that up."

Ya think? Are you fucking stupid? Has your head been up your ass for 6 years?

Willful Ignorance

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Well, I have no idea to explain how baffled and experience this morning has left me...

I was standing in the phone closet tracing a line when I hear from the head engineers office... "Patriot Act of 2001... what the hell is the Patriot Act of 2001? Hey Mark, have you ever heard of something called the Patriot Act?"

I got as far as "Are you F...." before the other Mark said "Um, yeah, are you kidding?"

There was a marked silence for a few moments before he said "Um, maybe I should look that up."

Ya think? Are you fucking stupid? Has your head been up your ass for 6 years?

Willful Ignorance

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Giving treatment without a complete diagnosis.

Coming to a diagnosis based on a process of elimination guess.

Finding out what that diagnosis (or best guess) might be by googling the treatment (not even given a fucking clue by the doctor)!

*Hugs Munin*

*sighs, and avoids ANOTHER general statement*

I have had bad experiences with Doctors.

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Also, ppl who smoke while they are using oxygen. My mom was SO addicted to cigarettes that she would take off her oxygen thing, go in the back room for a smoke & then come back into the main part of her house & put the oxygen thing back in her nose. It'll be two years in Nov since she died & I still miss her SO much.

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Existance,

the basis of physics,

religion,

we can build impeccable bombs but a rented DVD gets a scratch on it and it won't play, and your stuck there cursing at it because your halfway into the fucking movie, and somewhere someone's getting nuked, but nothing like that's going to be in the movie, cause it doesn't fucking work anymore.

Hot dogs come 10 to a pack,and buns come 8 to a pack,this one always killed me,LOL!!
The twisted group of individuals that came up with that.
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Why do stupid people get paid more than smart people,some unions are known for that.

not all stupid people belong to labor unions.

Things that don't make sense:

Parents who are walkin into stores with their lil toddler kids and they try to allow the toddler to walk in the store in front of them, and then stand there and wonder why the kid tries to bolt into the lot.

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not all stupid people belong to labor unions.

Things that don't make sense:

Parents who are walkin into stores with their lil toddler kids and they try to allow the toddler to walk in the store in front of them, and then stand there and wonder why the kid tries to bolt into the lot.

I always wondered about that,my guess so they can get a lawsuit,I worked in a grocery store before and saw alot of that BS.

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