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So you all know I work for Century 21 (if you don't, then wtf...PAY ATTENTION). There's an agent here named Bob that always has fun and quirky things taped up on his door, and this one made me laugh, 'cause GOD I hate the mindless lady mentioned in it:

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in only six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, an have him out looking for work in four weeks."

The British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so far advanced that we can take a half heart out of one person, put it in another individual, and have BOTH of them out looking for work in about two weeks."

The Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind," he states, "We took a woman with absolutely no brains, sent her to Michigan where she became Governor, and now the entire state is out looking for work."

BWHAHAHA...my God I hate that brainless twit, she's just awful.

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So you all know I work for Century 21 (if you don't, then wtf...PAY ATTENTION). There's an agent here named Bob that always has fun and quirky things taped up on his door, and this one made me laugh, 'cause GOD I hate the mindless lady mentioned in it:

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in only six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, an have him out looking for work in four weeks."

The British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so far advanced that we can take a half heart out of one person, put it in another individual, and have BOTH of them out looking for work in about two weeks."

The Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind," he states, "We took a woman with absolutely no brains, sent her to Michigan where she became Governor, and now the entire state is out looking for work."

BWHAHAHA...my God I hate that brainless twit, she's just awful.

:rofl:

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I don't like her much either, but for some reason she posed less of an evil threat than Devos did..

I can't quite place my finger on it but something just don't sound right or reliable about a person who's wife's brother is the owner of Blackwater...

I say we bring back Engler damnit. The economy here was tolerable in the 90's and literally the second Granholm got in office that's when I noticed all of the shit hitting the fan. She blows money on fancy parties, unnecessary road signs, stupid advertisements with Jeff Daniels about "how great michigan is", and a slew of other unnecessary bullshit, I mean how could someone be so dense? I voted for Devos because he at least knows what money is and how to add and subtract, which is one step ahead of Doucheholm's abilties (which is lying, of course, her specialty).

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I don't like her much either, but for some reason she posed less of an evil threat than Devos did..

I can't quite place my finger on it but something just don't sound right or reliable about a person who's wife's brother is the owner of Blackwater...

People paint a bad picture of Blackwater without knowing the facts. They hear some shit on CNN or read some stuff on a conspiracy website and take it as fact.

Research Blackwater and their role in Iraq and the US...

What you are getting off tv is SO spun in an anti Blackwater manor its more hilarious to people in the know that anything else.

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People paint a bad picture of Blackwater without knowing the facts. They hear some shit on CNN or read some stuff on a conspiracy website and take it as fact.

Research Blackwater and their role in Iraq and the US...

What you are getting off tv is SO spun in an anti Blackwater manor its more hilarious to people in the know that anything else.

I second that. I also like how you use the word "conspiracy" because well...you stole the words right out of my mouth :laugh: . 9 times out of 10 that's where people are finding their shit out, and well, if it's on the internet it must be true, right? :rolleyes:

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Don't bash DeVos for his wife's involvement with Blackwater when you can put him down for some of his own doings within Amway and Alticor, supporting the American Family Association (re: Fundies Against Gays), and wanting to teach Intelligent Design as science.

NB: I have no problem with teaching Intelligent Design in a philosophy class, where it belongs; since there's no scientific method to it (as yet, there doesn't seem to be a way to put together an experiment that proves or disproves it), it's outside the set of topics classifiable as "science."

--J,

an unintelligent design (I'm nearsighted and my sinuses don't work)

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I don't like her much either, but for some reason she posed less of an evil threat than Devos did..

I can't quite place my finger on it but something just don't sound right or reliable about a person who's wife's brother is the owner of Blackwater...

Bingo.

(what do you do when they all suck?!)

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