A Random Story About Mr. Clorine Cock

[DarkChylde]

Just because im that bored right now.

When I was say, mere a 12 year old kid I was living in ohio at the time. Me and few other kids were swimming in a pool (ya know, one of those apartment pools that some complex's have) just doing what we usually do at the pool almost everyday. Anyways, this other kid ( probaly an adult now) decided to do something highly foolish and claims that he can get a blow job from one of those air filter holes in the pool that sucks in water. So apparently he actually put his penis in one of the filter holes in the pool (in the deep end part) and stood in that position for a half-hour. Meanwhile I chose not to pay any attention and swam towards the other kids and play water splash thinking that I dont want to fucking know what that kid is doing. Half hour later he suddenly started screaming in pain and one of the other kids got out the pool and ran towards him to see whats wrong. Turns out mr. happy got stuck, WHICH HIS WEINER IS STUCK IN THE POOL!! After awhile we felt that we had no choice but to call 911 because it seemed there was no any option to save him from embarrassment. One of the kids went to the pay phone and called, at first they thought it was a prank call but somehow the kid convinced them it wasnt no prank. Me personally I was dying laughing so hard that I seriously looked like I was crying, turns out I wasnt the only one either. After awhile a ambulence showed up then two really huge red shiny fire trucks along with a police cruiser showed up as well. By surprise even the cops, paramedics and the firemen were laughing as well. How they got him out is using one of those jack hammer thingies.

A week later after he got home from the hospital and back in school well uh, lets just say he earned the title of clorine cock LOL.

[Homicidalheathen]

Even if this wasn't real it cracked me up. And was better than $$'s ass to mouth story although I missed it in print. He was nice enough to share in person.