First Date No-no's

[Homicidalheathen]

Excluding sex, list some first date no's.

Poop. Yup. I met someone I had been hanging out with for awhile once, but this was to be our first night of um knocking boots.

We meet at a motel.....all goes well.....I go into the bathroom to freshen up after and HE FOLLOWS ME IN, SITS DOWN...AND STARTS STRAINING!!

Poop unless I know you well, is a big no no.

I have only felt comforable around one person enough to poo and we broke up anyway.....the only reason we were so comfortable about that with each other was the fact we both have bowl issues. Hell, my husband wont even bring me in a roll of tp........he sets it outside the door and I have to go get it myself. And he has already had to wipe my sickly butt.

[Killer_Bunnie]

if you wear false teeth, keep them in! do not take them out within the first 20 mins of a date for no reason at all! or at least give a warning

[Destroit]

Lol there was this one kid named Michael who was a writer and I started kinda seeing him and we were sitting at Denny's at 13 Mile and Gratiot when he brings up politics. I mention that I'm republican and he was like "Oh my god, I should just break up with you right here then shouldn't I?" Gimme a break, right? So then and there I was thinking "yeeeah...this so isn't going to work..."

I mean that's not a huge no-no but on a first date, keep religion and politics to yourself. I mean does it REALLY matter THAT much?

[wouldu]

do not keep asking if it is okay? damn ninnies

I had a guy that kept asking is this alright, can I do this, are you okay with this...geeze if I did not want it I would be shoving you away or off of me for other matters... grow some balls cuz those are useless

[phee]

Under no circumstances have an abortion on a first date.....

[saechalyn]

Don't drag out all your baggage from previous relationships right away or spend the whole night bashing your ex. It makes you sound bitter and unattractive.

[Shade Everdark]

Don't drag out all your baggage from previous relationships right away or spend the whole night bashing your ex. It makes you sound bitter and unattractive.

Woo!

Looks like I have a new technique, ladies and gentlemen!

[Destroit]

Under no circumstances have an abortion on a first date.....

But...but....what if he works as a doctor at an abortion clinic? See now we have quite the paradox there...

[phee]

But...but....what if he works as a doctor at an abortion clinic? See now we have quite the paradox there...

Well be descrete, and make sure that you have a permission slip

[Kit Kat P]

Lol there was this one kid named Michael who was a writer and I started kinda seeing him and we were sitting at Denny's at 13 Mile and Gratiot when he brings up politics. I mention that I'm republican and he was like "Oh my god, I should just break up with you right here then shouldn't I?" Gimme a break, right? So then and there I was thinking "yeeeah...this so isn't going to work..."

I mean that's not a huge no-no but on a first date, keep religion and politics to yourself. I mean does it REALLY matter THAT much?

Tell me he wasn't in his 30's.

[SuZQZ]

Don't pick your teeth at the table. As a matter of fact, add don't pick any body orifices to that. And especially don't pick at your ass, then pick your teeth, ew!

[Destroit]

Tell me he wasn't in his 30's.

No no like 26 maybe, I can't remember. Why, if I may, do you ask?

[creatureofthenyte]

showing up for the date looking like you just fell out of bed..

[pharoh]

Excluding sex, list some first date no's.

Poop. Yup. I met someone I had been hanging out with for awhile once, but this was to be our first night of um knocking boots.

We meet at a motel.....all goes well.....I go into the bathroom to freshen up after and HE FOLLOWS ME IN, SITS DOWN...AND STARTS STRAINING!!

Poop unless I know you well, is a big no no.

I have only felt comforable around one person enough to poo and we broke up anyway.....the only reason we were so comfortable about that with each other was the fact we both have bowl issues. Hell, my husband wont even bring me in a roll of tp........he sets it outside the door and I have to go get it myself. And he has already had to wipe my sickly butt.

I had a one like that before, I went to her place and she bought a trailer that was pretty run down....the place didn't even have doors on it in the inside....well she had to go to the bathroom and I didn't think anything of it, I sat out in the living room and I could hear her busting ass cause she had no door on the bathroom....I couldn't get the fuck out of there quick enough LOL

[maeve]

Ok, here's a BIG first date no-no:

Never tell him where you hid the bodies of the first dates you had before him.

[Gauge]

first off, why does takeing a shit have to come into absolutely everything thats posted around here? it seems like everytime i open something your talking about who took a shit, why you took a shit, how you took i shit. . .its getting a little retarded.

oh and first date no nos, if we schedule a time, (be there at 6) and your more than 10 minutes late im gone.

[bean]

Checking out other women (being rather obvious about it) and then saying "Damn, she's hot. You should look more like her."

[pharoh]

first off, why does takeing a shit have to come into absolutely everything thats posted around here? it seems like everytime i open something your talking about who took a shit, why you took a shit, how you took i shit. . .its getting a little retarded.

oh and first date no nos, if we schedule a time, (be there at 6) and your more than 10 minutes late im gone.

Poo is personal hunny, and if I am meeting up someone I don't wanna hear them bustin ass the first time I see them lol

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh lord I thought I wouldn't have to worry about this one till I hit at least 60 lol I am rolling on the floor.

if you wear false teeth, keep them in! do not take them out within the first 20 mins of a date for no reason at all! or at least give a warning

[Lillylu29]

heres a first date no no

let not expect the world of the other person... I think it takes more then one date to get to know someone. throwing them away cause they take a shit, eat beef instead of chicken, or you catch them picking a wedgie out of their ass or some other stupid shit is just childish..... Lets just not care about the small stuff and try to get to know a person, cause he or she may not be the love of your life but could turn out to be a really good friend.....

[shox spiral]

Don't have your mom drop you off late and then ask your date for a ride home. Especially if it went miserably.

Yeah.. That happened to me.

Blind dates are probably a bad idea in general.

[Kit Kat P]

No no like 26 maybe, I can't remember. Why, if I may, do you ask?

coulda been my ex

[DJ Nocker]

Don't have your mom drop you off late and then ask your date for a ride home. Especially if it went miserably.

Yeah.. That happened to me.

Blind dates are probably a bad idea in general.

probably shouldnt have your om drop you off period...unless your still in high school.

[livininxtcgoth]

do not keep asking if it is okay? damn ninnies

I had a guy that kept asking is this alright, can I do this, are you okay with this...geeze if I did not want it I would be shoving you away or off of me for other matters... grow some balls cuz those are useless

HERE HERE! go in for the kill dammit. i'll stop you if its going too far or if i dont like it

(or if ur slobbering in my ear. which isnt sexy. and yes thats happened to me.)

but thats just in general tho not really a first date thing

and also, the mom dropping him off thing? hells no. i'd walk away and probly pretend i dont speak english.

show me ur a man. i like men (manly men... in tights lol.... nevermind....)

[TygerLili]

Answering your cell phone on the first date will pretty much eliminate any chance of a second date. Unless you've explained to me that you have a friend of family member with a serious health issue that you need to be on call to deal with, I do not want to sit in a restaurant watching you talk on your cell phone.

Also, if you're late meeting me somewhere, I won't stick around too long.

If someone's rude on the first date, what are they going to be like after you've been seeing them for a while, and aren't trying to impress you?