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I think I am going to die in a really stupid way.... like I think I will be fixing the toaster, and unplug the microwave instead by accident... and electrocute my self when I put a fork in it.... I will be found days later all rotted and being eaten by mice, as my wife will have been out of town or something

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I think I am going to die in a really stupid way.... like I think I will be fixing the toaster, and unplug the microwave instead by accident... and electrocute my self when I put a fork in it.... I will be found days later all rotted and being eaten by mice, as my wife will have been out of town or something

You are so morbid Phee. I love it!

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probably cancer, a heart attack, suicide, or a car accident. Maybe they will all happen at the same time:

My cancer will finally decide to off me, while I have a heart attack, while I get into a car accident while in the middle of blowing my brains out.

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Most do... as I believe I will as well....

as I'm inclined to agree with you then, as you are correct that most do, unless one day you discover that you'd rather not, and therefore possibly you wont.....or you could just say fuqit like the rest of the crowd. God that's boring...

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Hopefully I don't, but if and when I do I just hope it's quick and painless. I like what CandyQuackenbush said as well, never a bad way to go (usually, a knife in the back can really suck at those times). Maybe in my car just because that would be awesome, just move me to the back and haul me off.

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I'm thinking it's prolly going to be a long painfull death. Everything I have ever read about Emphazema says my last few years are going to fucking suck. If it gets too bad.. I'm pretty sure I can rig the morphine dispenor to put me "to sleep"

Same here. My diverticulitis and colitis have almost killed me before........months of pain and agony in a hospital bed I am sure. Unless i just kill myself first.......I have someone who will help me who saw me suffer and totally understands where I am coming from on that. I get tempted out of depression, but fight to live regardless everytime....even if I am depressed from pain. But I really don't want to suffer that bad of pain again and would kill myself if it went on for 6 months or more. They are surpised I am still here and/or how bad I have it at my age. Thats why I tell girls not to starve themselves. I am sure the going a week without eating at a time off and on for a few years didn't help. Your guts need fiber.

Oh and I HATE morphine.

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See, your looking at starving to death... which honestly.. is only bad for a little while as your body breaks it's self down to power the vital stuff.. then you go off into a kinda trance before you die and from all accounts from people that have nearly starved to death... it's kinda peacefull... and it's over ina few weeks...

I am looking at about 3 years of agony and a morphine drip 24/7.

isn't life grand?

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