Cinco De Mayo

[Destroit]

Yeah so my Mexican best friend Lisa always takes a camera on our little adventures. That would normally be fine since I am a camera prostitute, however, the problem with this is it generally takes her anywhere from 3-6 months for her lazy ass to actually upload the shit to the internet.

So, without further ado, here are the uber sassy pics from our Cinco De Mayo adventures in Utica (yeah Utica, we're real party animals, no? ) For reference, the Mexican girl in all of the shots is my bff Lisa, I'm the Uma-Thurman-Pulp-Fiction stand in (GAWD I miss my hair and I miss my black), the blonde dude is Lisa's boyfriend, and well the other guy is my boytoy (Raven obviously, once again, if you did not know...PAY ATTENTION )

Our night started where all fun filled night start. In the car:

We arrived at Lisa's friend's house where out of Mexican tradition and ancient customs, I proceeded to aide her in beating the life out of a lifeless paper machet fish.

I then danced around ceremoniously with the fish-carcass on my head in order to appease the Pinata Gods and to show them who the hell is the Master Fish Beater in the area. We totally pwned that thing, and oddly enough, it was filled with single serve shots and gummy bears.

Mildly amusing group shots. I was so festive my lip ring was green and red, and I had on green, white and red makeup. How clever right? (note the heavy whipped sarcasm):

[Destroit]

This was when I farted and hoped the camera didn't catch it :

These next two were patriot photos. They symbolize who we are and what country we salute to, 'cause we're team players. GO TEAM MEXICO!:

Then we met up with our husband, Jose Cuervo. Yes, we are both married to him at the same time, do not judge our relationship, for I do not judge yours:

Then it was cuddle time on the couch:

[Destroit]

Apparantly I was such a badass in the cuddling aspect, it made me some quick cash:

Then, we were all awarded with ceremonious SILLY HATS ONLY because of our great drinking efforts. Many lives were lost in that bar last night, and yet, we all prevailed like champions:

GREATEST HOLIDAY EVER! I don't get why we all just don't move to Mexico.

The end.

[jadnifer]

Awesome Pics...you are looked great!

[Destroit]

Awesome Pics...you are looked great!

Thanks ya. Well I looked about as good as I could for how much tequilla I demolished, 'cause well, I play around with the stuff harder than I probably should

[Kit Kat P]

Yay tequila, I mean it looks you had a lot of fun.

[Scary Guy]

You know the Day of the Dead is coming up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Dead

That's pretty mexican

[Shade Everdark]

You know the Day of the Dead is coming up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Dead

That's pretty mexican

"It was the Day of the Dead!

Did you hear what I just said?

Oh woah oh, I didn't even know

It was the Day of the Dead!

I'll try not to lose my head,

Oh woah oh, way down in Mexico!"

[Destroit]

"It was the Day of the Dead!

Did you hear what I just said?

Oh woah oh, I didn't even know

It was the Day of the Dead!

I'll try not to lose my head,

Oh woah oh, way down in Mexico!"

Why....why thank you Shade, that was very special, here's some hugz

I didn't even know...I must call up my boy Jose Cuervo and see if he's free that day. Oh right, and my latina friend Lisa, can't drink tequilla without her .

[Shade Everdark]

Why....why thank you Shade, that was very special, here's some hugz

I didn't even know...I must call up my boy Jose Cuervo and see if he's free that day. Oh right, and my latina friend Lisa, can't drink tequilla without her .

Don't thank me, thank Voltaire!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

One of my FAV songs!! Sorry...had to share...