Bean And I Finally Have Interests

[the eternal]

So, we've been on the board for over two years apiece.

I've posted over 1400 times.

Bean's posted about a zillion (keeping her firmly 10 quadrillion behind Phee and Brenda)

So tonight, as I was heating up my Meijers beef patty with country style vegetables frozen dinner

(yes, I live the high life)

I decided, why just sit in front of a computer at work,

hours after closing time,

doing things that will make me money and provide for future financial and occupational security,

when I have a my interests column so inconsequential that practically no one on the board even looks at it, let alone consider inserting something there.

So with those options,

you can imagine what my decision was.

And Bean followed suit.

She loves me

Mine has all the overblown egocentric verbosity that you've come to sigh or groan at from my previous postings,

with none of the humor or semblance of sarcastic wit that the voices in my head tell me I provide.

And since I'm painfully open and unguarded on the board, it will probably tell you nothing about me you didn't know already.

Bean, on the other hand, wrote something of higher caliber, with more variety, and plumbs more depth, in a much shorter and succinct way.

Why am I telling you this?

Because I'm a virtual whore with no actual real life.

Which IS of course, better

than a virtual person,

that has no actual whores to keep him company while floating in cyberspace.

Ever so Slightly better.

If nothing else, going to my profile will link you to a far better "visit my website" than a pompous, music-laden, graphics-congested ball of crap that you would normally come to expect, but rather the best comic site in the known universe, since the beginning of time---when Nobel Pize winner Al Gore helped invent the internet.

That's all

Peace out

May the force be with you

In rhythmus blieden.

Nanu Nanu.

[bean]

Don't click my profile.

Don't do it.

the eternal is a silly, silly man.

I get to the point, you beat around the bush and throw in other facts and veer off the road on the way to the point, then get lost, have to stop and ask for directions, and then forget what the point was supposed to be all together.

Then you remember what the point was 3 months later.

I kid. Maybe. But it's one of the things that I love about you - following your train of thought takes the focus off of me.

We have the whole yin and yang thing going - we are opposites, yet complimentary, yet we are the same on a lot of things too.

That my descriptive was of higher caliber is plain wrong; it's just different than yours.

And yes, I do love you.

You may all commence gagging and go back to your regularly scheduled DGN reading.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Reading? What is this thou speak of?

[bean]

it when you look at werds and stuff..I dunno

[creatureofthenyte]

she said werds... that was cool !

[SuZQZ]

I did it. I know you stated not to, but I did it. I read both of your interests. And I liked what I read. I think I will wait two years to add Interests to my profile in the hopes to be as articulate.

Oh, and Eternal, you may want to beef yours up a bit. It's a bit light in words and on context! j/k

I will simply state that I adore each of you!

[bean]

I did it. I know you stated not to, but I did it. I read both of your interests. And I liked what I read. I think I will wait two years to add Interests to my profile in the hopes to be as articulate.

Oh, and Eternal, you may want to beef yours up a bit. It's a bit light in words and on context! j/k

I will simply state that I adore each of you!

You just made my day!

[bean]

she said werds... that was cool !

werd, yo, werd....

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

STOP CONFUSING ME!!!

[bean]

STOP CONFUSING ME!!!

confusion werds

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Head...hurt...

[the eternal]

I did it. I know you stated not to, but I did it. I read both of your interests. And I liked what I read. I think I will wait two years to add Interests to my profile in the hopes to be as articulate.

Oh, and Eternal, you may want to beef yours up a bit. It's a bit light in words and on context! j/k

I will simply state that I adore each of you!

I can't help that draconian 5000 character limit you know

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't help that draconian 5000 character limit you know

Wow. Not very werdy there.

I've been here almost 4 years. I still have little to no interest(s).

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

You know Brenda, 'werds' hurt...and smell like fish...

[Homicidalheathen]

Do you really expect me/us to read all that shit???

I like getting to know you on here better.

Good lord that made your profile page long!!!

Ever hear the term 'overkill'???

My interests are simple. Food, sex.....sleep. I am so much like my dog.......I think thats why I spend so much time with him.

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh and.........this......

'I've lost 130 pounds so far, all on my own, via lifestyle changes, and I'm still working to lose more weight. I also quit drinking on my own, and have been sober for 6 months. Before that, I was sober for 4 months'

Congrats bean. I enjoyed reading yours.

[Homicidalheathen]

Mine has all the overblown egocentric verbosity that you've come to sigh or groan at from my previous postings,

with none of the humor or semblance of sarcastic wit that the voices in my head tell me I provide

ha ha ha lol at least your honest!!!

[Homicidalheathen]

.....oh and....

" I will call the fuzz on you. Why do they call it "the fuzz." Are cops fuzzy? Are they furry beasts? "

Did someone mention cops and furries??? I think I am getting horny again......damn ADD!!!

[Draco1958]

.....oh and....

" I will call the fuzz on you. Why do they call it "the fuzz." Are cops fuzzy? Are they furry beasts? "

Did someone mention cops and furries??? I think I am getting horny again......damn ADD!!!

Just for one of these days I am gonna dress up as a furry cop with fuzzy handcuffs.

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh I have this idea for halloween now......

[bean]

Do you really expect me/us to read all that shit???

I like getting to know you on here better.

Good lord that made your profile page long!!!

Ever hear the term 'overkill'???

My interests are simple. Food, sex.....sleep. I am so much like my dog.......I think thats why I spend so much time with him.

Reading something is an option, not a requirement. If there is an issue with the length of something, then don't read it, and don't complain about it. I like reading profiles that are filled with substance, even if they are long. *shrugs* to each their own.

[bean]

Oh and.........this......

'I've lost 130 pounds so far, all on my own, via lifestyle changes, and I'm still working to lose more weight. I also quit drinking on my own, and have been sober for 6 months. Before that, I was sober for 4 months'

Congrats bean. I enjoyed reading yours.

Thank you - I'm very proud of these accomplishments, so I wanted to share them

[the eternal]

Do you really expect me/us to read all that shit???

I like getting to know you on here better.

Good lord that made your profile page long!!!

Ever hear the term 'overkill'???

My interests are simple. Food, sex.....sleep. I am so much like my dog.......I think thats why I spend so much time with him.

Mine has all the overblown egocentric verbosity that you've come to sigh or groan at from my previous postings,

with none of the humor or semblance of sarcastic wit that the voices in my head tell me I provide

ha ha ha lol at least your honest!!!

BLOW ME!

Actually, don't. It was a figure of speech.

SuzQz loves my profile, so I'll stick with her comment instead.

(Bean likes everything I write, so I suppoe she's not as impartial)

SuzQz's a very nice woman, too.

You're, well, a dog---(according to you), a male dog at that.

It could be worse, though.

If you were female, you'd be a bitch.

I have enough of those in my life.

Food, sex, sleep, huh?

Are you sure you're not male inside???

There's surgery for that.

No implants required!

Now, in addition to sniffing asses,

if you've always wanted to hump legs and eat snausages, you're on your own.

JK, HH

[creatureofthenyte]

well I read yer profile too Bean.

I liked it.

you have an awesome smile.

way better then mine.

I might edit my profile and put some interests in too, but I don't feel like it right now.

[Homicidalheathen]

Actually I am a gay man trapped in a womans body.

I told my kid and her gay friend the other day ......whom everyone admires.....

My luck, I will finally get my wish and reincarnate as a gay man in my next life, unfortunatly I will be: a short bald ugly midget who is impotent.

~sigh~

guess I should be happy with being a bitch who is hot. But I am not.

I just keep renting gay porn. Hey, a confused bitch can dream, can't I????

Your posts are long......but fun to read. I am glad you stuck around even though you were picked on at first relentlessly......

And I have no idea why. Really.

BLOW ME!

Actually, don't. It was a figure of speech.

SuzQz loves my profile, so I'll stick with her comment instead.

(Bean likes everything I write, so I suppoe she's not as impartial)

SuzQz's a very nice woman, too.

You're, well, a dog---(according to you), a male dog at that.

It could be worse, though.

If you were female, you'd be a bitch.

I have enough of those in my life.

Food, sex, sleep, huh?

Are you sure you're not male inside???

There's surgery for that.

No implants required!

Now, in addition to sniffing asses,

if you've always wanted to hump legs and eat snausages, you're on your own.

JK, HH