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:peanutbutterjellytime: BEAN WATER HAS POSTED 5000* TIMES!!!!!!!! :peanutbutterjellytime:

In a moment that will be remembered for ages, Bean Water has reached this great pinnacle,

by disposing of good taste and common sense and posted 5000 times.

There was a little controversy, hence the *, since she was subject to a boozing scandal.

Namely, she made most of her posts mildly buzzed to sh*t faced,

after City Club,

or various other drinking holidays, such as

Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Sundays.

Although, she has made it clear, she no longer touches the sauce AT ALL,

(seriously she's bone dry)

there was debate about whether to include her pre-sober postings.

But in light of the recent findings that 90% of DGN posts ARE drunk postings, her record stands,

and she was allowed to take her rightful place on the Top 20 DGN posters of all time board, only one place behind Kellygrrrrrl, who in a duet that will be revered forever joined Bean on DGN May 24th, 2005 as well.

OTHER IMPORTANT RECENT DGN PINNACLES

Phee celebrated 3 yrs on DGN last week

Odims celebrated 2 yrs on DGN last week

KitKatP will celebrate 3 yrs in DGN next week AND last but not least

Fierce Critter will celebrate 6 years! on DGN two weeks from today.

Black flowers and Covenant CDs can be mailed to City Club c/o Bean Water.

(In other news the eternal is slowly rounding the turn to 1500 posts, whereafter he'll wheeze, cough and cease to try to catch up to the others)

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Thank you, thank you. I would like to thank tequila sunrises, insomnia, boredom, and mood swings for most of my postings. I have no excuse for the rest of the posts. I would also like to thank the eternal for recognizing that I have achieved excellence in posting excessiveness.

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Well I hit 1500, so I'm done.

I wanted to pay hommage to BW and her all her crazy silly posts that she did in her wilder days.

So, I just went on a post whoring spree to random threads I couldn't even tell you about.

That said, I could do nothing to take away from this amazing accomplishment.

Congrats BW, you earned it!

This is how you should feel right now, sister.

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