Burrich1 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 (edited) Looking at the pumpkin, he could not comprehend how it fit up there. Edited September 16, 2008 by Burrich1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Longing for home, Herbert placed the open Pop-N-Fresh lunchbox daintily on his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Queen (1) Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Pop-N-Fresh had been one of many objects Herbert found sexually stimulating for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted February 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 He fired his missile at the target, missing the conductor by inches only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Norman, wearing boots only, yelled "GERONIMO!" & jumped carrying two bottles of maple syrup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scales Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 .scipot eht fo yna daer ton dluoc dna sdrawkcab NGD otno deggol I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Queen (1) Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 I am getting really frickin tired of people that want to use me. (non-fiction) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enishi Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 I traveled a lot, fought some bad dudes and woed a girl yah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "People take me for granted" She said. "That's nice... now undress" He replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Blast those tweezing twins! Lester would have won the "Most embedded splinters" award outright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandywine0880 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 she then quiffed, and asked for a klondike bar, as her man smiled slyly. Wow. I just let out a big LOL. Very nice. and random.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 But wait ! People have started having sex on top of school buses ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I am all alone...so utterly alone...truth is..we are all alone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 "Don't need jumper cables," Hank offered, watching Mildred hooking up her 1950's toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 He took her hand and ran his fingers through her hair. "Hairy knuckles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Pretty little head falling to the floor, now that bitch is no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Sitting in her slick 1940’s Chevy, she revved, and then started the car…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 He was too far from his dream, it started to decay and fade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 And so she said farewell to her precious son, crossing the rocky terrain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scales Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 You only typed five words. (You were supposed to type out thirteen words.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 You only typed five words. (You were supposed to type out thirteen words.) Best one yet, I like this novel, I give it very high marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scales Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Best one yet, I like this novel, I give it very high marks. Why thank you sir. *raises beer* You are a scholar and a gentleman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 It eats in the dark, then it smiles. Sits on your chest relaxed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 as the porkchop ran down the hill, the garbage can voted no contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Fuck you, fuck this, fuck my soul.... Can I have some peanut butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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