MarsDustDoug Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 all the stars out there and mine shot down like a carnival duck... (actually wrote that one when i was 14 and the girl i liked moved away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Hope you got everything you wanted. Auctioneer's here. Close the gate behind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 The horse laid dead on the ground, and yet she still beat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightgaunt Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Carl's imagination took him to places no other three toed sloth had gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 You keep on knockin but you can't come in ! said the cab driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Leaves piled high, children jump in with enthusiasm, then they take a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Fireballs coming out my desk. Badgers are entertaining. As is the great horned llama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Everytime he opened his eyes he was somewhere else. "Lord what has happened?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 The hills are alive with the sound of Satan and Rachel Ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 For friends I go and die. Only love would compel me to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 This is the beginning of the novel. And this, friend.... is the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 (edited) snow and chilly weather didn't deter people from the prospect of free chicken. actually taken from a yahoo story about the blizzards in the rockies but damn it it sounded funny Edited October 30, 2009 by Slogo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 It's dangerous to make people symbols. So often, they become what you fought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the eternal Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 (edited) He reached for revolution but too lazy for action, found decomposed---utterly insignificant. Edited April 8, 2010 by the eternal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Down the isle he laughs, belly bouncing, not knowing he is the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted April 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 missiles and chickens that make their way to the offers the travelers eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 The travelers shit rainbows and farted lightning as they made their journey west. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 This is something new for me, seeing a moving van at a funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmymau Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Today we drove up a small mountain and saw a Greek god's butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 as he gazed at her after sunset her eyes spilled tears of blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) can't sleep clowns will eat me, can't sleep clowns will eat me, shit! Edited April 9, 2010 by creatureofthenyte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 too late my creature, I am the clown and I want to feast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Would you like fries with that? He asked her with a heightened curiousity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 If by fries you mean your soul, why, than yes, yes, I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 "Is this what you mean by sexy?" She asked. He nodded a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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