brandywine0880 Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 "Holy sweet mother of Venus's snatch" she blurted out after seeing the giant clown. Well said. I sat here and l'dmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandywine0880 Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 He swept her up into his loving arms whispering sweetly, "I like ponies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 On your death bed, please regret, please be very sad about your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Mutilating fuzzy bunnies was all they had together; they were really quite disturbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 "I lost my feelings" he muttered. "You were actually using them?" She replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 A hand broke suddenly from the chrysalis; the faerie imago emerged, shining radiantly. P.S. This thread just isn't the same while Fin is absent.. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Fin is gone.... they all realized as they looked mournfully into the cave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Fin is gone.... they all realized as they looked mournfully into the cave. Very clever, Phee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Very clever, Phee! said that math teacher as she put her shoes on (sorry had to fix that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 A foul odor emanated from the mysterious box that lay on his porch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrich1 Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Keeping busy kept the loneliness at bay. Then the enviable downtime came. Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 The world closed today, don't know why or if it is opening again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 When Beatrice whispered "Get your hands off my MATLOCK action-figure," she meant business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 (edited) The subject at hand was beer and fondue, or so she thought. Edited July 8, 2008 by Msterbeau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 The kitsune stepped into the clearing, trailing a maelstrom of cherry blossom petals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Until the last minute or one second too late. Now it's too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 (edited) Floobie took the elderly twins skydiving--what a great 90th birthday THAT was! Edited July 8, 2008 by Fin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Stranded in the rain, again.....No way to Me destination in time.....Shit!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 For the umpteenth time, it rained mere hours before the lawn was to be mowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Undaunted by edicts of fasion, Lester proudly mowed in black socks & garters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Psycho-killer falls in love with another psycho-killer. Passion, romance, short marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 She stepped gingerly into the tidepool; anemones retreated, and brightly-coloured fishes scattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 ..the pounding of my heart pulses through my tooth with unrelenting fury... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 (edited) Tear up the planks! Here! HERE! 'Tis the beating of his hideous tooth!! Edited July 9, 2008 by jynxxxedangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 “There’s always room for Jello!,” screamed Sally as she ripped off her clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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