taysteewonderbunny Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Never trust a eunuch... 'cause that is what they want you to do. Hahahaha, wha? It was a beautiful afternoon, thought Sally just as an anvil landed on her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Az_ Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 (edited) Az read the forum and contemplated numerous entries into the Bulwer-Lytton contest gleefully. Edited August 8, 2008 by Az_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Queen (1) Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 she woke and saw him there and thought, "damn, he hasn't left yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 From the darker corners of the universe the voices screamed. He looked deeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Queen (1) Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 the ice under them began to melt from the heat their bodies produced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Algernon found his pajamas right where he left 'em--on the Bullwinkle statue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Queen (1) Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 As flames rose, and fully engulfed the house, a feeling of peace ensued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 When I close my eyes, I see my mind explode. The magnificent VOID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 In the sky I see the bomb descending to Earth.....Good-bye to all..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Skiing buck-naked downhill--fast--Chester swore he saw Charo's face in a snowbank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Queen (1) Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 (edited) Her future was gleaming brightly in front of her. Where were her sunglasses? Edited August 10, 2008 by Ice Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Left hand, red circle!?......Matilda was now having second thoughts about naked Twister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Taste the sweat that drips down his shoulder.....Grind your self closer, closer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Upon her opening the refrigerator, a screaming, mouldy cucumber lunged at her face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 "I wish I could dream" "And what would you dream about?" "Being asleep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 The mermaid braided away dreamily, using a shark's tooth to separate each row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Hair matted with pulverized mangos & pomegranates, Mavis surrendered the stolen ELECTROLUX blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 I see, said the blindman as he picked up his hammer and saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 "How does this whole thing work?" He asked. So she showed him how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 (edited) Jonah craftily discovered that leftover tube socks doubled as excellent water balloon slings. Edited August 13, 2008 by Fin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 The cell door clicked shut. "They run this place like a prison" "Ummmm.... duh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Doubled over in pain, Bedilia turned over the box of "gourmet chocolates"..........Ex-Lax!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fin Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 All work & no play make Finny a dull boy (repeat ad nauseum) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 The movie on the screen was terrible, but the popcorn was good.... *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Queen (1) Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 One more kill, one more battle, one more victory, and I have conquered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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