Poop...

[creatureofthenyte]

I realized, this morning at work, that I had not taken a dump since Sunday. I don't know why, just hadn't had the urge. So, when I became cogniscent of this fact, I rapidly approached the bathroom, and built myself a log mansion.

[Hellion]

I realized, this morning at work, that I had not taken a dump since Sunday. I don't know why, just hadn't had the urge. So, when I became cogniscent of this fact, I rapidly approached the bathroom, and built myself a log mansion.

Have fun sawing logs

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I could think of much nicer places to sit and read.

I mean, come on. You're engulfed in the aroma of man-scat the whole time.

Gack.

OMG - for sure --- yucky!

OMFG!!!

good lord... you guys... yeah, my god-dad is actually shitting the whole 30-45 mins he's in there... OMG, i gotta poo, i go in, poo, and i'm done... 1-2 mins tops

wft is up w/ man poo being 90 sizes larger than his asshole?

OMG< you know, i don't wanna know... forget i asked...

I only asked, cuz my little brother clogs the toilet every time he goes... and i mean every time!!

see that's what I'm saying - it takes me 1-2 minutes TOPS! I dont think I will ever get it, LOL

[Hellion]

The only weapon aginst all poop,guranteed to stop poop and its funky odious stench from ever ruining your new paint job in the bathroon,will stop wallpaper from peeling off the walls.and will halt all oders from

whoever blew up the place,even your guests will thankyou for it with their lives.LOL!!

[Destroit]

I realized, this morning at work, that I had not taken a dump since Sunday. I don't know why, just hadn't had the urge. So, when I became cogniscent of this fact, I rapidly approached the bathroom, and built myself a log mansion.

See, that's the spirit!

[Burrich1]

I realized, this morning at work, that I had not taken a dump since Sunday. I don't know why, just hadn't had the urge. So, when I became cogniscent of this fact, I rapidly approached the bathroom, and built myself a log mansion.

Wow, I think it's time to change the title of this thread to "it is now SHARING TIME."

[creatureofthenyte]

Wow, I think it's time to change the title of this thread to "it is now SHARING TIME."

Well, I was floored by the fact that this thread was even created. So, rather then just sit here in flabberghastment, I decided to run(z) with it and share a really shitty moment of mine.

[Homicidalheathen]

Its like a ritual. I see him head for the bathroom with a book and think....there goes being able to piss for oh, a half hour.

15 minutes for the act itself.....15 for the airfreshner to work.

[Stymie]

Men can be in there for a bit.

But it still is never longer.

Then a chick getting ready to go out of the house

And my sons are in there for 20mins each sometimes too >.>

[Reaper]

Man needs solitude when building log cabin

Only you dude lol. Personally I enjoy sitting there. Feel SO much better after dropping another on Hiroshima

[TygerLili]

Men can be in there for a bit.

But it still is never longer.

Then a chick getting ready to go out of the house

And my sons are in there for 20mins each sometimes too >.>

Actually, on a regular day, it took me a shorter amount of time to get ready to go out than either of my last 2 boyfriends. On a club night it would take me longer, but to be fair, some of my time in the bathroom was spent doing their hair or putting make-up on them.

And when I had a female and a male roommate, the other girl and I combined took a shorter amount of time to get ready than the guy did.

[creatureofthenyte]

Taking The Browns to the Superbowl can be therputic.

[Para Bellum]

There are also times when it can be not-so-good...

Hey Candy/Odims, how about trying to drop a deuce after months of nothing but MREs?

That happened to me in Germany...ate nothing but MREs for three months in Bosnia, went back to Germany on pass and had a bran muffin at breakfast one day...I think I lost a whole day just sitting there. I swear that shit would have peeled CARC paint off our 5-ton...

[Stymie]

Any one watch Manswers? On Spike TV.

They asked the question, Can you take the crap of death!

And a doc said it does happen.

I am not going to get into it more. But it was funny/sick/omg wtf all at the same time x.x

[Homicidalheathen]

It takes me at least 10 minutes if not a half hour.

And its not cause my balls get in the way.

[Rev.Reverence]

I do not understand the phenomena...

I poo quick...1-3 minutes...

Maybe, I'm NOT so human after all?.....

[Hellion]

LOL!!

[Oh_My_Goth]

This reading on the toilet thing, I don't understand.....

I and most of My peoplez are in and out.....

It probably has something to do with the fact we eat healthier that the average American.....