Brenda Starrr Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 i'd card ya.then I'd do "other" things.... I'm beautiful because you can make me squeal just by swiping my asscrack with your AMEX....... I don't believe you. I need proof, as I believe many of the others here do... now, get out that camera and strike a pose. Talk to Jeff. He's the shutterbug....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Ooh! Ooh!!!! I am beautiful because I got Christmas cards from Brookie & Al and Candy and Odims. I am beautiful because I'm sick, twisted, and demented. I am beautiful because Steven wants to card me, but Lola will keeeeeeel him! I am beautiful because it's what makes Jeff love me. AND...... I am beautiful for taking that bitter, angry, woman-hater and showing him that there IS a woman out there who will cherish him for the rest of his life. So there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'm beautiful because you can make me squeal just by swiping my asscrack with your AMEX....... not quite what I was thinking but still very creative.... (I howeled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Ooh! Ooh!!!! I am beautiful because I got Christmas cards from Brookie & Al and Candy and Odims. I am beautiful because I'm sick, twisted, and demented. I am beautiful because Steven wants to card me, but Lola will keeeeeeel him! I am beautiful because it's what makes Jeff love me. AND...... I am beautiful for taking that bitter, angry, woman-hater and showing him that there IS a woman out there who will cherish him for the rest of his life. So there. nobody cards like me baby..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Well, I wouldn't know about all that. Jeff swipes the shit out of me...... Get it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am beautiful because I make my best friend grill cheese sammiches and soup. I am also beautiful because Brenda says I have a nice ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuZQZ Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am also beautiful because Brenda says I have a nice ass. Brenda is most definitely correct! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrich1 Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am beautiful because some random drunk chick thought I looked like Johnny Depp. *Thank you beer goggles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am beautiful because even militant dykes will drag me to the dance floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocker4you420 Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 im beautiful because my daddy says so,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am beautiful because I make my best friend grill cheese sammiches and soup. I am also beautiful because Brenda says I have a nice ass. Brenda is most definitely correct! I'm beautiful because I am right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandyQuackenbush Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am beautiful because I make good sammiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am beautiful because I have this big cuppa cawphee MMMMMM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
know_buddy_kares Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am beautiful because my mommy says so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am beautiful because I can finally tie my own shoes! I'm sucha big girl now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothicRavenGoddess (3) Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I am beautiful because I am happy for Chernobyl's new aquired skillz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlepinkkitty Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I am beautiful because i dont listen to the mean things people sometimes say about my appearence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I am beautiful because I don't say mean things about LPK's appearance. Like there's anything bad to say.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I am beautiful because I threw a nice party for my coworkers last night and we ALL had fun! I'm beautiful because I was given a rubber chicken lollypop holder as a gag gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce Critter Posted December 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 (edited) I'm beautiful because I was given a rubber chicken lollypop holder as a gag gift. That'd be a COCKSUCKER!!!! Bwaaa-haa-haaaaa! I'm beautiful because I can talk Queen's English amongst highbrows and snobs, and like a gutterpunk amongst gutterpunks. (Man, it sucks when you accidentally switch the two, though... ) Edited December 10, 2007 by Fierce Critter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Camille is beautiful for knowing that what I have is a cocksucker. I am beautiful because it is mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce Critter Posted December 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I am beautiful because my little Fletcher came up behind me, put his front paws up on my shoulder and gave me a kitty-hug to the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandyQuackenbush Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I am beautiful because I am making christmas happen this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 (edited) I am beautiful because... oh wait shit wrong thread. Shit...now I have to think of something... 'Cause...I...can....uhmmm..... mmmmm.... *smoke starts to come out* Uhhhhh.... Do...a load of dishes in like...45 minutes...or less....? *whew* That was close.... Edited December 10, 2007 by Chernobyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 *GASP* I GOT ONE! A real one...I swear this time! I'm beautiful because I always do the right and honest thing even when it involves me getting fucked over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now