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i'd card ya.

then I'd do "other" things....

I'm beautiful because you can make me squeal just by swiping my asscrack with your AMEX.......

I don't believe you. I need proof, as I believe many of the others here do... now, get out that camera and strike a pose.

Talk to Jeff. He's the shutterbug.......

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Ooh! Ooh!!!!

I am beautiful because I got Christmas cards from Brookie & Al and Candy and Odims.

I am beautiful because I'm sick, twisted, and demented.

I am beautiful because Steven wants to card me, but Lola will keeeeeeel him!

I am beautiful because it's what makes Jeff love me.

AND......

I am beautiful for taking that bitter, angry, woman-hater and showing him that there IS a woman out there who will cherish him for the rest of his life.

So there.

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Ooh! Ooh!!!!

I am beautiful because I got Christmas cards from Brookie & Al and Candy and Odims.

I am beautiful because I'm sick, twisted, and demented.

I am beautiful because Steven wants to card me, but Lola will keeeeeeel him!

I am beautiful because it's what makes Jeff love me.

AND......

I am beautiful for taking that bitter, angry, woman-hater and showing him that there IS a woman out there who will cherish him for the rest of his life.

So there.

nobody cards like me baby.....

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I'm beautiful because I was given a rubber chicken lollypop holder as a gag gift.

That'd be a COCKSUCKER!!!! Bwaaa-haa-haaaaa!

I'm beautiful because I can talk Queen's English amongst highbrows and snobs, and like a gutterpunk amongst gutterpunks.

(Man, it sucks when you accidentally switch the two, though... :unsure: )

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I am beautiful because...

oh wait shit wrong thread. Shit...now I have to think of something...

'Cause...I...can....uhmmm.....

mmmmm....

*smoke starts to come out*

Uhhhhh....

Do...a load of dishes in like...45 minutes...or less....?

*whew* That was close....

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