We Are All Beautiful

[Brenda Starrr]

  Steven said:

i'd card ya.

then I'd do "other" things....

I'm beautiful because you can make me squeal just by swiping my asscrack with your AMEX.......

  Gaf The Horse With Tears said:

I don't believe you. I need proof, as I believe many of the others here do... now, get out that camera and strike a pose.

Talk to Jeff. He's the shutterbug.......

[Brenda Starrr]

Ooh! Ooh!!!!

I am beautiful because I got Christmas cards from Brookie & Al and Candy and Odims.

I am beautiful because I'm sick, twisted, and demented.

I am beautiful because Steven wants to card me, but Lola will keeeeeeel him!

I am beautiful because it's what makes Jeff love me.

AND......

I am beautiful for taking that bitter, angry, woman-hater and showing him that there IS a woman out there who will cherish him for the rest of his life.

So there.

[Steven]

  Brenda Starrr said:

I'm beautiful because you can make me squeal just by swiping my asscrack with your AMEX.......

not quite what I was thinking but still very creative....

(I howeled)

[Steven]

  Brenda Starrr said:

Ooh! Ooh!!!!

I am beautiful because I got Christmas cards from Brookie & Al and Candy and Odims.

I am beautiful because I'm sick, twisted, and demented.

I am beautiful because Steven wants to card me, but Lola will keeeeeeel him!

I am beautiful because it's what makes Jeff love me.

AND......

I am beautiful for taking that bitter, angry, woman-hater and showing him that there IS a woman out there who will cherish him for the rest of his life.

So there.

nobody cards like me baby.....

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, I wouldn't know about all that. Jeff swipes the shit out of me......

Get it???

[Msterbeau]

I am beautiful because I make my best friend grill cheese sammiches and soup.

I am also beautiful because Brenda says I have a nice ass.

[SuZQZ]

  Msterbeau said:

I am also beautiful because Brenda says I have a nice ass.

Brenda is most definitely correct!

[Burrich1]

I am beautiful because some random drunk chick thought I looked like Johnny Depp. *Thank you beer goggles*

[Msterbeau]

I am beautiful because even militant dykes will drag me to the dance floor.

[rocker4you420]

im beautiful because my daddy says so,,,

[Brenda Starrr]

  Msterbeau said:

I am beautiful because I make my best friend grill cheese sammiches and soup.

I am also beautiful because Brenda says I have a nice ass.

  SuZQZ said:

Brenda is most definitely correct!

I'm beautiful because I am right.

[CandyQuackenbush]

I am beautiful because I make good sammiches.

[creatureofthenyte]

I am beautiful because I have this big cuppa cawphee MMMMMM

[know_buddy_kares]

I am beautiful because my mommy says so

[Destroit]

I am beautiful because I can finally tie my own shoes! I'm sucha big girl now!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

I am beautiful because I am happy for Chernobyl's new aquired skillz

[littlepinkkitty]

I am beautiful because i dont listen to the mean things people sometimes say about my appearence.

[Msterbeau]

I am beautiful because I don't say mean things about LPK's appearance. Like there's anything bad to say....

[Brenda Starrr]

I am beautiful because I threw a nice party for my coworkers last night and we ALL had fun!

I'm beautiful because I was given a rubber chicken lollypop holder as a gag gift.

[Fierce Critter]

  Brenda Starrr said:

I'm beautiful because I was given a rubber chicken lollypop holder as a gag gift.

That'd be a COCKSUCKER!!!! Bwaaa-haa-haaaaa!

I'm beautiful because I can talk Queen's English amongst highbrows and snobs, and like a gutterpunk amongst gutterpunks.

(Man, it sucks when you accidentally switch the two, though... )

Edited December 10, 2007 by Fierce Critter

[Brenda Starrr]

Camille is beautiful for knowing that what I have is a cocksucker.

I am beautiful because it is mine.

[Fierce Critter]

I am beautiful because my little Fletcher came up behind me, put his front paws up on my shoulder and gave me a kitty-hug to the head.

[CandyQuackenbush]

I am beautiful because I am making christmas happen this year.

[Destroit]

I am beautiful because...

oh wait shit wrong thread. Shit...now I have to think of something...

'Cause...I...can....uhmmm.....

mmmmm....

*smoke starts to come out*

Uhhhhh....

Do...a load of dishes in like...45 minutes...or less....?

*whew* That was close....

Edited December 10, 2007 by Chernobyl

[Destroit]

*GASP* I GOT ONE! A real one...I swear this time!

I'm beautiful because I always do the right and honest thing even when it involves me getting fucked over.