He Aint Gettin Nun!

[Head Wreck]

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway

when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....

It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

He thinks this must be some kind of joke and

drives on without second thought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

He begins to realise these signs are for

real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the better of him and he pulls into

the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a

small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is

answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks: 'What may we do for

you my son?'

He answers: 'I saw your signs along the highway and

was interested in possibly doing business...'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led

through many winding passages and is soon quite disorientated. The nun

stops at a closed door and tells the man: 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a

tin cup, answers the door... This nun instructs: 'Please place £100 in

the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the

hallway.'

He puts £100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall

and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks and he finds himself back in the

parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE!

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS!