Is Your Goth Speak A Little Stale This New Year?

[Msterbeau]

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

This was posted a while back in another thread. I thought it needed its own.

[jadnifer]

That is too funny. My favorite is the Swedish Chef.

[bean]

Oh lord this shit is funny...DGN translated into other dialects...people's signatures are fucking hilarious...my name in "jive" is bean booze

the eternal's signature in "jive":

Life be pain, Highness.

Any sucka who says differently be sellin' sump'n.

I don't envy ya' de haidache ya''ll gots when ya' awake.

But in de meantime, rest well, and dream uh large honky chicks.

the eternal's signature in "cockney"

Life is pain, Highness.

Any bloke 'oo says differently is sellin' sumfink.

I don't envy yer the bloody headache yer'll 'ave wen yer orake.

But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large tarts.

[Tryp]

ha