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You know, it just dawned on me..

Years and years ago, back in the heyday of amateur (ham) radio, I used to have a technician's license. This is rule #5 of the RMRA operator's code, as stated by the FCC (affectionately referred to as "Uncle Charlie"):

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"All users of the RMRA systems are expected to conduct themselves in a professional and dignified manner that projects a positive image of Amateur Radio. Profanity, obscenity, vulgarity, use while intoxicated or appearance thereof, or any other behavior deemed inappropriate by the License Trustee constitutes misconduct."

It's funny to see how public communications transmissions have changed, with the advent of the internet-- we commit every one of these sins, many times, and DAILY. :rofl:

*fixes another coffooze, and continues to operate a communications device, while intoxicated*

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  www.dictionary.com said:
in·tox·i·ca·tion

n.

1. Stupefaction or excitement by the action of a chemical substance.

2. Exhilaration, excitement, or euphoria.

3. Poisoning by a drug or toxic substance.

I don't do Erowid reports.. Alright I wanted to get this craziness in order as it happened yesterday.

*ring* Something like -- "You want a ride to go party in Ypsi today?"

*Conversation.*

Went to an ugly sweater party dressed in all black (Normal)

Killed 16 oz. Dr. Pepper (Normal.)

Killed 7 oz. of Dew (Had to switch to pre-game beer)

Pre-gamed 36 oz. of Natty Light (5 proof)

Took 2 milligrams of Klonopin (Normal)

Smoked a miniature cigar

Took a 200 milligram caffeine capsule (First time)

Smoked a miniature cigar

Did an 11 second keg-stand (First time)

Had around 48 ounces of more keg beer (6 proof?)

Smoked a miniature cigar

Took half a shot of 80 proof Tequilla (The end of drinking)

Though I agree with my cuz I'm a pussy for not getting laid

Rehydrated today, not hungover, very partied out. :pirate:

EDIT: The bottle said 80 proof so I changed it from 100 to 80, but I've drank 100 proof Smirnoff vodka and Burnetts 75-80 proof it didn't seem like 80 proof liquor though I've never done Tequila before.. who knows.

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