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You're a fucking dick. Go suck some cock.

honeyi know iam a dick...and if u find a cock for me to suck ill oblige and elevens friend drool dosent count

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you ned new insults you call me dick and a asshole to much and tell me to go suck dick to juch makes me think u have a fetish for seeing dudes get it on and ur overly fascinated with cocks and penis's

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honestly not being a smart ass

very very carefully and i dont shave all the time i found hair remover spray that works supriseing well and just sprayed sum in my hand and rubbed it on my cheeks waiting to minutes and rinsed and whatever little hair was there came right off

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honestly not being a smart ass

very very carefully and i dont shave all the time i found hair remover spray that works supriseing well and just sprayed sum in my hand and rubbed it on my cheeks waiting to minutes and rinsed and whatever little hair was there came right off

thanks...i'll try and will probably get a rash...but its worth a try

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I thought rashes were what made the discount hookers undesirable! Wow, dude. You're more Henry Miller than Henry Miller.

Maybe...never really like Henry...

Just because something is discount doesn't mean that you can't shop around for a good one...and get cream and booze to make it perfect

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Okay...I type this, all typos included, I will not currect anything int his post. BUT...I will say, I drank a forty of Steel Reserve, beer bonged it actually, and it is 9 percent alchols.. so my typing is pretyt good considering that, since I'm not you know backpacking and all...

BUT...as drusnk as I am, wouthin backapscing, I actually can still play some DDR drunk and make it look GOOD AND SEXY AND SHIT...BEAT THAT MUH FUGGAAAAAAAAAAHZ!!!!!

Love you mother fuckerrrrs! I got some uhmm smoke :wink: I need to get to right now, nice bluntage, so yeah, I may or may not be back later dpeeing on how drunk I get.

Damnb...my typing is sembarassing...but tha's what happens when you're petty dam buzzed....

muahahahahah :evil: CRUNK CHERNOBYL FTW!!!!!!!!

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Okay...I type this, all typos included, I will not currect anything int his post. BUT...I will say, I drank a forty of Steel Reserve, beer bonged it actually, and it is 9 percent alchols.. so my typing is pretyt good considering that, since I'm not you know backpacking and all...

BUT...as drusnk as I am, wouthin backapscing, I actually can still play some DDR drunk and make it look GOOD AND SEXY AND SHIT...BEAT THAT MUH FUGGAAAAAAAAAAHZ!!!!!

Love you mother fuckerrrrs! I got some uhmm smoke :wink: I need to get to right now, nice bluntage, so yeah, I may or may not be back later dpeeing on how drunk I get.

Damnb...my typing is sembarassing...but tha's what happens when you're petty dam buzzed....

muahahahahah :evil: CRUNK CHERNOBYL FTW!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

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