phee Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright idea from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer. 13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 14. Glibido: All talk and no action. 15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 16. Arachnoleptic fit ( n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 18. Caterpallor (n.): the color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 You could just search through George Bush's speeches and find plenty. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeuron Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 that was a definate good laugh at 830 in the morning (almost half way through my day btw lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Oh now you've done it! Expect at least five of those to mysteriously start appearing in my everyday speech now. Starting with Hipatitus. Too bad they were able to con me with free cookies into getting my Hipatitus B(adass) shot in 8th grade Damnit...why am I so easily persuaded by chocolate chips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuZQZ Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Those were great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryp Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 I'm so using these words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadnifer Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 So funny. My grandma is deathly afraid of spiders and she has had the arachnoleptic fit. HAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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