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Being as how I am pagan, we have many mascerade parties throughout the year that I attend...just something we like to do...dress up and get drunk...anyway I was a furry rainbow pimp one year and it was on the other side of Detroit. I had to stop and get gas in the ghetto...

I got some quetions...like you ARE going to a party, aren't you? I think maybe that guy thought I was clueless as to how pimps dress these days lol maybe he had a few pointers!

HILARIOUS!

once upon a long time ago, i was on my way to cc and got in a minor accident. the other car pulled into a parking lot, and i pulled in after. seeing the grumpy middle aged woman peering at her car, i hustled over to see if she was okay. she took one look at me, her eyes got big, she swore that everything was fine, and she drove away!

i was a little puzzled.

then i looked down at myself...

black vinyl corset, long black skirt, combat boots...

add the requisite eye makeup and dark lipstick...

i never knew i could be scary! :rofl:

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cryptickisses who used to frequent this forum once told a tale how someone asked her "if she'd found god" or something along the lines when she worked in a fabric store.

fun answer #1... "yep - last month!! i locked him in a steamer trunk in my basement... SHIT! now that i think about it, i forgot to feed him!!"

:stuart:

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At my choice of bottons!!!

Yup. I got snubbed for buying I suppose what would be to some, satanic looking bottons.

You know what? If ya don't like it, don't work there. Its not called 'the christain fabric store'

I got black chesire kittie heads.....pentagrams......and goat heads in stars.

And she seemed to get mad! She took a good long hard look at them first and copped an attitude with me!

Hell I am doing a good thing by buying a used coat at S A and putting my own buttons on it.....I saved room in the landfill and in my wallet.

Next time you go you should take Me with you, we can really get a rise out of that bitch.....

I can't go anyplace without getting strange looks.....I will ask her if they have patterns for a dildo cozy.....

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once upon a long time ago, i was on my way to cc and got in a minor accident. the other car pulled into a parking lot, and i pulled in after. seeing the grumpy middle aged woman peering at her car, i hustled over to see if she was okay. she took one look at me, her eyes got big, she swore that everything was fine, and she drove away.

i was a little puzzled.

then i looked down at myself...

black vinyl corset, long black skirt, combat boots...

add the requisite eye makeup and dark lipstick...

i never knew i could be scary! :rofl:

I would have died laughin as soon as she pulled off but yeah CC gear is fuckin sexy. I was walking around downtown topless on my way to CC and everyone was like WTF, Its freezing out here, wheres this chicks shirt?

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I would have died laughin as soon as she pulled off but yeah CC gear is fuckin sexy. I was walking around downtown topless on my way to CC and everyone was like WTF, Its freezing out here, wheres this chicks shirt?

Topless??

How the f*ck did I miss that?

:stuart:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Something similar to this happened to me. Me and Dani were at a resteraunt and one waitress refussed to serve our table because she said we were "Freaks" and the waitress they sent in her place kept giving us dirty looks and she said some very rude thing to Dani...I'm not going to post wut she said here cuz it's not my business to tell...but trust me when I say I kinda wated to punch her in the face for the things she said. She didn't even get 2 cents from me. Nope nothing notta.

Care to post where this happened so that we might boycott them?

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