kellygrrrrrl Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh crud....I'm out of my Mocha mix. Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh crud....I'm out of my Mocha mix. Damn Wow. You just said "Crud" and "damn" in the same post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odims_sphere Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 He had been caught the night before watching reruns of different strokes and not concentrating on the goat jerking heavily enough as he was touching himself instead with an odd blend of daydreams involving himself, Gary Coleman, Shmenda, that Micromachines guy, and Shmierce Shmitter In the frantic search for a replacement Shmenda met Shmeff. She admired his goat jerking technique, it was obvious that he had years of experiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 In the frantic search for a replacement Shmenda met Shmeff. She admired his goat jerking technique, it was obvious that he had years of experiance. And then the killing began... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 That's so fucking hot...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 i'm sorry, i know this thread is for random babblings, but how many f**king random alternating-line story threads do you two need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 i'm sorry, i know this thread is for random babblings, but how many f**king random alternating-line story threads do you two need? many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkVampire Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Equal or less than. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 i'm sorry, i know this thread is for random babblings, but how many f**king random alternating-line story threads do you two need? Hey now....... Go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saephyr Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Howz da mouse/rat issue and did u really mean a rodent or a human rat? I GOT THE TOOLS FOR THOSE BABY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayne Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Howz da mouse/rat issue and did u really mean a rodent or a human rat? I GOT THE TOOLS FOR THOSE BABY We have one mouse running around our house. Only one. Not to be confused with him: my Chihuahua puppy, Nezumi (which means mouse in Japanese). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkVampire Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 My cats would beat him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saephyr Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Awwwwwwwwwww my Nikola (lab) would adore him! So would my cat if he's frisky and likes to play with pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odims_sphere Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 And then the killing began... In a flash a fountian of blood erupted from the mouth of a pesent woman who had been tending to the infected boil on King Shmroy's left, big toe and the stench of locust bile rolled in like a thick blanket of fog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 In a flash a fountian of blood erupted from the mouth of a pesent woman who had been tending to the infected boil on King Shmroy's left, big toe and the stench of locust bile rolled in like a thick blanket of fog. The donut man ran in fear from the party and was decapitated by ninjas with sharpened slinkies. Shmenda stripped off her clothes again and screamed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odims_sphere Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 The donut man ran in fear from the party and was decapitated by ninjas with sharpened slinkies. Shmenda stripped off her clothes again and screamed... "Today is the day! All the non believers shall perish in FLAMES!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 "what an asshole" Shmodems Smeare thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odims_sphere Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 As he grabbed a heavy brass candle stick and began clubbing the hoards of baby seals flooding in the open chamber door, All the while hearing "oontz oontz" in his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 The gates of the underworld then flew open, a storm of demons rode through with the smell of warm Mt. Dew in their firey wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odims_sphere Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Followed closely by Shmate Shmeckinsale with her guns blazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Shmorn Ashmonder then burst into the chaos saying "your story is too long, stop it! I hate fun" He was then eaten by a giant imaginary ghost turtle from Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrassFusion Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 there are no fucking fixed bell horn gig bags anywhere. i mean protec makes one but it's stupid overpriced and it's not even very good. it's just bullshit that they don't make cases for my instrument. fuck you ALL. oh, sorry, did i just interrupt some pointless rambling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odims_sphere Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 there are no fucking fixed bell horn gig bags anywhere. i mean protec makes one but it's stupid overpriced and it's not even very good. it's just bullshit that they don't make cases for my instrument. fuck you ALL. oh, sorry, did i just interrupt some pointless rambling? Said Shmrassshmusion as she pummeled a hampster with the busness end of a tuba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Said Shmrassshmusion as she pummeled a hampster with the busness end of a tuba. Then the sex began Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odims_sphere Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Then the sex began shmee's butt hole streched 3 times it's normal size, not unlike the grinche's heart on christmas morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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