DGN Coffee house...

[JaneDead]

i think it is no secret who my posse is. even if you didn't know you were my "posse" you know. you are my favorite nine. or 11. = posse.

posse up!

[Guest Game of Chance]

My posse's on Broadway.

[Brenda Starrr]

Right on.

[JaneDead]

Me and Kid Sensation and that home away from home--

In the Black Benz Limo, with the cellular phone--

I'm callin' up the posse, it's time to get rippin'--

The freaks a need a sunroof, to keep you sucka's trippin'--

Everybody's lookin, if your jealous turn around--

The AMG kick keeps us closer to the ground--

we're gettin' good grip from the 50 series tires--

the Alpine's bumpin', but I need the volume higher--

cause the 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb--

we're rollin' Rainier, and the jealous wanna get some--

Every time we do, the sucka M.C.'s wanna battle--

I'm the man they love to hate, the J.R. Ewing of Seattle--

Picked up the posse on 23rd and Jackson--

headed for the strip, yes we're lookin' for some action--

the limo's kinda crowded, the whole car was leanin' back--

Maharaji's watchin' T.V. with two girlies on his lap--

On Martin Luther King.....the set looks kinda dead--

we need a new street so posse move ahead--

we all look kinda' SWASS the crew you can't forget--

the Mix-a-lot posse co' rippen' up the set--

My Posse's on Broadway........

UhhhRrrollin' with my posse we're gettin' kinda' bored--

there's not another posse with more points scored--

we don't walk around like criminals or flex like big gorillas--

my homeboy Kid Sensation is the teenage lady killa'--

Maharaji's on the def side dancin' like a freak--

the girlies see his booty and their knees get weak--

Larry is the white guy people think he's funny --

a real estate investa' who makes a lot of money--

Clockin' lots of dollas' we all got gold--

cruzin' in the Benz ain't got no place to go--

wheelin' 23rd we saw nuthin' but thugs--

the girlies was too skinny from smokin' all them drugs--

cause the rock man got 'em and their butts just dropped--

the freaks looked depressed 'cause the Benz won't stop--

at 23rd and Union the driver broke left--

Kevin shouted Broadway it's time to get def--

my girl blew me a kiss, she said I was the best--

she's lookin' mighty freaky in her black silk dress--

the closer that we get, the crazier that I feel--

the posse's on Broadway it's time to get ill--

My Posse's on Broadway.........

Cruzin' Broadway and my wheels spin slow--

rollin with my posse is the only way to go --

the girlies by the college was lookin for a ride--

we tried to pick them up but we had no room inside--

we put them on the trunk, we put them on the hood--

some sat up with the driver they made him feel good--

the posse's gettin' bigger, there's much too many freaks--

the muffler's draggin', my suspension's gettin' weak--

Now the posse's gettin' hungry, and Mix-a-Lot's treatin'--

we stopped at Taco Bell, for some Mexican eatin'--

but Taco Bell was closed, and the girls was on my tip--

they said, "Go back the other way, we'll stop and eat at Dick's"--

Dick's is the place where the crew hang out--

the SWASS like to play, and the rich flaunt clout--

posse to the burger stand, so big we walk in two's--

we're gettin' dirty looks, from those other sucka crews--

Kid Sensation dropped a $20, and didn't even miss it--

skeeza from anotha' crew, she picked it up and kissed it--

her boyfriend's illin', he went to slap her face--

My homeboy P.L.B. co' sprayed the boy with mace--

'Cause I never liked a punk, who beat up on his girl--

if you don't have game, then let her leave your world--

We took the girl with usssssss....with him she rode the busssss....

she gave the boy the finga', and the sucka starts to cussssss....

boy I gotta def posse, you gotta bunch of dudes--

you're broke co' cryin' bout the rock-man blues--

you beat up on your girl, and now you're all upset--

she's with the Mix-a-Lot posse, on the Broadway set--

My posse's on Broadway.............

[JaneDead]

well isn't that fantastic. leave it to me to kill the stream of conversation in this thread with one of my favorite sir mix-a-lot raps of all time!

[Guest Game of Chance]

sorry was heads up...you know i like that song too

[Brenda Starrr]

LOL

[Guest Game of Chance]

Remember that song "Your Momma's on Crackrock" that had the same beat??

[Daevion]

mourning you cophee drinkers and satan's minions

[phee]

Hello Big D.

[JaneDead]

if he is big d, what d am i?

we have double d and big d... i need to be a d of some sort too.

[phee]

You are Dinomite?

[JaneDead]

no. i am dynomiiiiite. 5 i's. always.

so you have to just find something to say about the "d" all by itself.

[phee]

Hey look a baby wolf...

[JaneDead]

it's ok. i understand. i am not a special "d".

there is always "dyno" which i really don't like at all. but everyone seems to use that one.

[phee]

What do you wish to be called in a nickname sense M'Lady?

[JaneDead]

i want you to pick it out and then everyone has to call me that from now on

[phee]

Thanks Shoggoth

[Brenda Starrr]

Blech.....

My cophee is cold.

[phee]

Hold it between your thighs... that warms Phee... er Cophee very quickly

[Brenda Starrr]

You're funny, and I needed a good laugh. Now, don't let your fiance' kill you.

[phee]

You're funny, and I needed a good laugh. Now, don't let your fiance' kill you.

Not your concern... but thanks

[JaneDead]

Not your concern... but thanks

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

well i would hope she would understand how much we love phee. it is hard NOT tolove phee. but it is of course in a non-threatening way to her. :grin

[phee]

Golly... thanks for the boost....

[JaneDead]

i hope you would know by now you are part of the posse