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(Leia: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope")

(Artoo: Beeps)

Her name was Leia, she was a princess,

with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader (Vader: Breath sounds/Davis SFX) drawing near.

So Artoo Detoo, found Ben Kenobi. (Ben: "Obi-Wan")

He'd have to put the Death Star plans, into the Rebellion's hands.

So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan,

so they stopped into Mos Eisley, to have a drink with Han...

chorus

At the Star Wars, [star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [star Wars Cantina]

The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!

[Here, at the] Star Wars, [star!], {Star Wars Cantina,

Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...}

(Greedo: "Oota-do-ta, Solo?")

His name was Solo (Han: "Han Solo"), he was a pilot (Millenium Falcon flying by)

With a blaster at his side (Solo's blaster firing), and a smile twelve parsecs wide,

there with Chewbacca (Chewie: "Roar"), he was a Wookiee.

They met with Luke and Obi-Wan, about the Millenium Falcon.

Docking Bay Ninety-four (Ben: "Ninety-four"), Stormtroopers at the door. (Three knocks on metal)

With a flash of Ben's lightsaber (Saber igniting and swooping), now there's an arm, (Surly man: "Aaaargh!") on the floor...

chorus

At the Star Wars, [star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [star Wars Cantina]

The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!

[Here, at the] Star Wars, [star!], {Star Wars Cantina,

Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...}

(Ben: "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.")

His name was Yoda, he was a muppet. (Yoda: "EewOHew!", like Grover/Davis SFX)

Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad.

Luke kissed his sister (Leia kissing Luke/Davis SFX); his hand got cut off. (Saber Zap, Luke: "Aaaaagh!")

In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.

Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene. (Davis/Jabba: "Ho! Ho! Ho!")

Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine...

chorus

At the Star Wars, [star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [star Wars Cantina]

The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! (Cantina Driod Alarm SFX)

[Here, at the] Star Wars, [star!], {Star Wars Cantina,

Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...}

(Ben: "The Force will be with you, always")

[star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,] (Artoo: Beeps and Whistles)

[star Wars,] (Chewie: Growl) [star Wars Cantina...]

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MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I leave the board for a few hours to drive home from a far off land and all heck breaks loose. *sigh*

*Wanders off to search my luggage for the unspeakably yummy cookies that can only be found in Quebec*

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