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  odims_sphere said:
Said Shmrassshmusion as she drew the pentagram and started the storm ritual.

She forgot to read the manual though and got pregnant with a disturbed Yeti named Rick by accident

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  phee said:
She forgot to read the manual though and got pregnant with a disturbed Yeti named Rick by accident

Rick by accident, excited to join the fray, tore at his mother's womb spilling amniotic fluid all over the floor and emerged with bits of placenta and umbilical cord hanging from his mouth

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  odims_sphere said:
Rick by accident, excited to join the fray, tore at his mother's womb spilling amniotic fluid all over the floor and emerged with bits of placenta and umbilical cord hanging from his mouth

Just then people got hungry and went out for tacos and spit.

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  odims_sphere said:
While at Shmaco Shmell, Shmayne started taking her contacts out again, which of course made all the children cry.

The resturaunt filled with the tears of the children and some of the shorter people started to change into their swimwear, the mexican fast food flood prophacy of old had begun...

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  phee said:
The resturaunt filled with the tears of the children and some of the shorter people started to change into their swimwear, the mexican fast food flood prophacy of old had begun...

In a flash the tears began to boil, creating a foul caustic gas that immeadiatly made everyone start to dream of monkey pox and drool.

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  odims_sphere said:
In a flash the tears began to boil, creating a foul caustic gas that immeadiatly made everyone start to dream of monkey pox and drool.

5023 years later all was quiet on the DGN owned mars space station. The nightly tapeworm a go-go had just rapped up, and people were settling down for a night of naked psychic bingo with there host, shmix

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  phee said:
5023 years later all was quiet on the DGN owned mars space station. The nightly tapeworm a go-go had just rapped up, and people were settling down for a night of naked psychic bingo with there host, shmix

The tapeworms were sitting in their dressing area listening to the roar of laughter coming from the room next door as the bubble of blue psychic energy slowly began to grow, unnoticed by Shmix.

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  odims_sphere said:
The tapeworms were sitting in their dressing area listening to the roar of laughter coming from the room next door as the bubble of blue psychic energy slowly began to grow, unnoticed by Shmix.

"and He created the lands, and the trees, and certain rocks, and smiling mayo" He was saying as he became engulfed in the blue psychic energy of the most holy Shmade Shmever Shmark

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  phee said:
"and He created the lands, and the trees, and certain rocks, and smiling mayo" He was saying as he became engulfed in the blue psychic energy of the most holy Shmade Shmever Shmark

*off the story*

"A snickers bar dipped in mayonnaise"

*back to the story*

A pool of black mud started to form on the floor as the band Skrew emerged and began to ROCK!

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  odims_sphere said:
*off the story*

"A snickers bar dipped in mayonnaise"

*back to the story*

A pool of black mud started to form on the floor as the band Skrew emerged and began to ROCK!

(heh)

In the middle of the track "Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame" the intergalactic poodle bugs began to shoot from Shmix's eyes... causing joy and gatorade

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  phee said:
(heh)

In the middle of the track "Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame" the intergalactic poodle bugs began to shoot from Shmix's eyes... causing joy and gatorade

Luckily Shmix was prepared, "This is a DGN Space station, We'll have no joy here!", he screamed as he unleashed a plague of joy devouring locusts.

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Rawhide: Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize a pineal tumor without damaging the parthogenital plate. A subcutaneous microphone will allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain.

Observer: Like, "raise my left arm"?

Rawhide: Or "throw the harpoon." People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo.

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  odims_sphere said:
Rawhide: Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize a pineal tumor without damaging the parthogenital plate. A subcutaneous microphone will allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain.

Observer: Like, "raise my left arm"?

Rawhide: Or "throw the harpoon." People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo.

Laugh while you can monkeyboy

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