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Seven...minutes...

Then none of you will get to read my lovely posts until Monday...isn't it oh so sad? (hold the sincerity with extra sarcasm please).

I need muh new computer NOW. Fuck Santa...I don't want it in December. Shit...I hope that fat old man can't see this...I mean I know he knows if I've been naughty...and if I've been nice...but does that count for messageboards? Could I theoretically cuss out Santa virtually and still get away with not ending up with coal in my stocking like that one year? Man that year sucked. That and if Santa is all knowing...then why did he ask my mom for my new address last year? He should know this shit...right? MY goodness! I just thought of something REALLY scary too...I mean...if Santa is all knowing, then Santa is theoretically everywhere. If Santa exists everywhere that you are, that makes him connected to everyone at the same time. If that is the case, that makes him Lain Iwakura from SE: Lain (sorry, it wouldn't be a certified Chernobyl post if I didn't throw in an obscure obligatory anime reference, now would it?)...which means that.......nooo.....it can't be ..... that means....SANTA IS GOD! *gasp* Fukk I'm going home, this shit's ridiculous, for serioul. See you all Monday!

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PEOPLE=SHIT, nuff said... wait, now its not... i had the best of intentions and humaniod like scum had to go and rain on my parade. I hate ppl... i think im going to move to the mountains of North Carolina and found a cult of recluses... my band of hermits... to those that are nice to me, or at least have enough humanity to be decent to me, this doesn't pertain to you, and you aren't on my shit list....

on a light note.... i have done well, this thanksgiving... i haven't over eaten... i didn't cuss anyone out, yet, and have had a good time.... i need some coffee and a cigarette.....

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