DGN Coffee house...

[creatureofthenyte]

Boboli wheat pizza crust, made into a pizza with spaghetti, fresh sliced chicken, and artichoke hearts, with pizza sauce is MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[phee]

Can you imagine how thin most guys would be if masturbation caused weight loss???

[TomCat]

UGH!!!! work is boring. we're kinda busy, but boring. someone come here and entertain me!

May I quote you...ooops, I guess I just did.

Chocolate milk, anyone??

[phee]

Unicorns

[creatureofthenyte]

water

[Brenda Starrr]

If someone could please pass me the sanity so that I can sprinkle it on my patience, that would be killer.

Edited March 10, 2008 by Brenda Starrr

[SuZQZ]

Can you imagine how thin most guys would be if masturbation caused weight loss???

Hey, Gals too!

[jadnifer]

from IMDb:

Thank you much!

I should be in bed.

[odims_sphere]

I don't wanna talk about it... it's a wee bit small... but it will have to do.

[phee]

I don't wanna talk about it... it's a wee bit small... but it will have to do.

I haven't given it a second thought

[odims_sphere]

I haven't given it a second thought

Binge, cringe, on the fringe.

[creatureofthenyte]

Bill O'Reilly is a Pinhead!!

[phee]

I am all... so they are all... which makes me all... so yeah...

[creatureofthenyte]

books

[CandyQuackenbush]

Binge, cringe, on the fringe.

Why call it all blue?

[Destroit]

Why call it all blue?

with the right attitude you will succed, blue.

resent that discontent.

[creatureofthenyte]

with the right attitude you will succed, blue.

resent that discontent.

funk that

[CandyQuackenbush]

with the right attitude you will succed, blue.

resent that discontent.

Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer.

You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.

[creatureofthenyte]

You keep on knockin' but you can't come in !

[odims_sphere]

I have coffee.

[Jadis]

howdy, howdy, howdy

[phee]

I like oranges

[odims_sphere]

I like oranges

Like all of them, or just the sunkist ones? how's about tangerines?

[creatureofthenyte]

dralipuctulieta

[Scales]

The following was written while sober, on caffeine, anti-depressants, bull and moose urine, grasshopper mung, paint chips, and rubber playground shavings. No hazardous materials were harmed during the process. Rubber playground shavings are not meant to be eaten.

A long time ago, some stuff happened, a pop can was deposited, the end.

OR WAS IT!?!?

Thus the epic question drones onwards towards a magnificent endearing aluminum tragedy! A striking posture in the hall of timeless enigmatic woes, a story for the ages by the age of ages, or an age somewhere between two other ages where things happened involving fanatical ages. A maniacal involvement taking place in the very beating heart of a dying metropolis: a story of lust, love, loss, deception, sin and excitement! A satirical masterpiece devoid of any flaws that do not carry it onward into the hallmark of acceptance within civilization!

The machine didn't accept the brand, so the can got thrown out.

YES! Truly, truly I say unto you, let The Nacho guide you in the path of light and ye shall be gifted with the swordfish of Truth, a couple bottles of BBQ sauce, and a grill. Thus they spake with thee Holy Nacho, lest Nacho is not thee Lord of Cheesen. Lest they be deceived by The Pizza, for it is devoid of the swordfish of Truth and wallows as a deceiver and Angel of Cheese. And thus spake the the Holy Nacho in MSN reply with his 12 disciples over the Holy Internetz Chatbox:

The Nacho says:

With each blood sacrifice comes greater sized cookies.

12 Disciples says:

May we forever be Cheesy enough for you oh great Lord.

The Nacho says:

You shall follow the Ten Seasonings when going about your Cheesiness.

12 Disciples says:

We shall oh great Lord. Surely, Shirly, we pray unto you for our redemption from the temptation of The Pizza and Solid Cheese.

The Nacho says:

You shall not worry, ask forgiveness for your hardened cheese and your cheese shall be melted.

12 Disciples says:

Thank oh great Lord! Praise The Nacho!

12 Disciples has left the conversation.

GESLSDIW says:

YOUR GRANMADFAUGHTHERSON LIVES AS A TESTAMENT TO THE AWESOMENESS OF VHS, YOU SHALL BE REMEMBER NOT FOR YOUR VALOUR BUT FOR THE COLOR OF YOUR LEFT EYEBALL, YOU ARE A WINNER.

Officer Cruton says:

What did he do next maam?

GESLSDIW says:

I heart you.

Lettuce says:

He poured ranch dressing in the fish tank.. and.. and the fish started using a fork to.. to..

The Nacho says:

Do not give in to temptations of The Pizza, The Salad is a Spawn-Child of his Cardboard Domain!

GESLSDIW says:

No really. I do.

Officer Cruton says:

That fish-faced healthy living bastard. I'll make him float when I'm done with him.

GESLSDIW says:

I TAKE IT BACK I WILL GO ON TO MAKE SMOOTHIES AROUND THE WORLD THAT PEOPLE WILL ENJOY WHO ENJOY CONCESSION STANDS LOCATED IN REMOTE LOCATIONS BECAUSE I AM LIKE THAT.

12 Disciples has joined the conversation.

12 Disciples says:

Oh Great and Holy Nacho, how do I fix my router?

The Nacho says:

Check all the cords to make sure they're tight. Uh, try doing that renew thing I showed you with IP Config. Oh, and you never turned your webcam off.. you uh.. you might want to put some pants on.

The samurai adage of old has always been one that struck fear into the hearts of the people, a saying so fierce that only the greatest warlords could live by it's ferocity.. "Hi, my name is Betty Boppers. If you buy a panda, feed it plants and stuff."

Channel 69 News Reporter Thomas Skrotem replies, "This sort of thing is utterly devestating to small, old children." and Time Magazine raves, "I cheated on you with a houseplant to get better television reception."

I think I've hit a writer's block. I'd better call it quits. But before I do, I'm just going to type one more short paragraph describing different things. You know how it goes, your not sure what to write but you don't want to stop cause there's a giant bear in the kitchen and it's telling you if you do it's going to eat the cat. So your freaking out because you see this giant bear holding the cat and the bear's eyes are glowing and it's talking to you. Kind of like that, it usually happens when I get writer's block, I see this giant bear in the kitchen, it's usually between the cadaver face first in a cup of coffee and the hole in the floor leading down to the basement.

"I suspect there was an internal issue with it's brain. Some bugs in the initial release."

Godspeed Mr. Torrent, godspeed.