DGN Coffee house...

[freydis]

ow

[phee]

I am

[odims_sphere]

I am

the liar's nation, oh yeah

the undisputed god, oh yeah

the maggot's muscle, magnet missle, your mother's pisshole

magnifishit, master of it all?

[phee]

the liar's nation, oh yeah

the undisputed god, oh yeah

the maggot's muscle, magnet missle, your mother's pisshole

magnifishit, master of it all?

Where you gonna go?... Nowhere....

[Scales]

/!

Randomn Meter: 0% -->

Randomn Meter: 98%

Randomn Meter: 99%

Randomn Meter: Red October Standing By

Randomn Meter: 300 decibles.

Randomn Meter $100.03

You are here --> o_o <-- That is you.

Commence Mathematical Equations.. IMMEDIATLEE, in three seconds... 1.. NOW!

If Penguin 1 is traveling at a velocity of paper bag, does Charlie Bravo play Mr. Roboto at the formal ball and at which point does Train A intersect with the color purple to tell Rabbit C's fortune?

The correct answer is Undesirable Maxed Square Percentage Rate.

Businessman 1: Woah. Dude, your mom is like a pyrotechnic composition compromised of hossly organic lard.

Businessman 2: Woah dude, that's, that's crazy. Damn.

CEO: Let's hurry up and masturbate these figures, I'm late for a David Firth flash animation.

Businessman 3: Hellz Yeah!

You are not here --> o_() <-- That is Igor. He enjoys paradoxical voids hidden within parallel universes and grains of sand.

Jail:

2 is the number of destruction!

Cower in fear of the number 2!

2 is the ultimate boolean being.

IF You = PlaysMonopoly GOTO Jail

Would you like a cup of tea?

1B: Thanks.

24C: No Thanks.

9: Campbells Caniballistic Noodle Piss.

It's absolutely pointless and redundant, the whole entire basis lacks any resolve at all. There is no real value in the whole thing, it falls apart almost immediately except to someone who's completely insane. It's a waste of time and garbage is what it is, the whole damn idea should be thrown out. Nobody is going to work their whole lives for unbacked slips of paper.

You are invisible --> <-- Where are you?

<-- There's only one way to live, it's on the run. Keep moving, stay too stationary and you'll come after yourself, you'll run loops over yourself and bury yourself in the ground while your still alive. Keep running, run fast, fight hard, live in the seconds and learn how to cook ribs. Most important of all is ribs, even more important then annoying, distant family members. -->

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SURVIVAL, LEARN HOW TO COOK RIBS. THE FATE OF ALL MANKIND RESTS ON YOUR ABILITY TO ENJOY MAMMAL RIBS SMOTHERED IN BARBEQUE SAUCE. IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS ULTIMATE TRUTH, THE INEVITABLE FAILURE OF SECOND CLASS OPTIONS IN AUTOMOBILE SALES WILL MARK THE END OF MIDDLE CLASS FLYING MIMES, WHICH WILL MYSTERIOUSLY ALTER THE SPACE TIME CONTINUIM CAUSING POTHOLES ON THE MAIN STREET OF A SMALL CITY WHERE IN 2025 A SEMI CARRYING A BOMB CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THE WORLD WILL BREAK DOWN- AFTER THE DRIVER EXITING THE SEMI TO GET A BITE TO EAT FROM A LOCAL MCDONALDS IS KILLED BY A RENEGADE ROBBER IN A CLOWN OUTFIT, AN OLD PERSON ON A TRICYCLE WITH ROBOTIC INTESTINES WILL ACCIDENTALLY CAUSE THE SEMI TO EXPLODE, THUS DOOMING THE HUMAN RACE.

So it has been proFesized.

For your family's sake, for safety's sake, for people all over the world, please cook and eat ribs.

0+9-7+5\3*4-100+930\3*12 = Ribs

/Endgame

Had to get that out of my system.

[phee]

Amazing

[Msterbeau]

Morning. I can haz apple danish pleez? Kthanx.

[Jadis]

I think apples are out of season.

[Msterbeau]

I think apples are out of season.

Yeah. So.

[odims_sphere]

AHHHH!

[Jadis]

shhhh!!! keep it down!

[kellygrrrrrl]

how about an egg and cheese pie?

or a minced meat pie?

[odims_sphere]

I love pie

[phee]

I love pie

Just like Warrent!!!

[CandyQuackenbush]

Where did my sunlight go?

[freydis]

*runs around screaming*

[odims_sphere]

Where did my sunlight go?

[phee]

Oww!!! My EYES!!!

[CandyQuackenbush]

So you had it all along?

[creatureofthenyte]

Please Everyone, quiet down!!!

[creatureofthenyte]

Nobody likes the cawphee hawse no more ???

[odims_sphere]

Nobody likes the cawphee hawse no more ???

They're not going to that sand box thingie again are they? *starts lighting stink bombs*

[phee]

Did someone say "SHEEP"?

[freydis]

bleh

[phee]

Would everybody just calm down please?

kthxbai