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Long ago two champions had a sword fight..

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Then.. the Ninja Turtles showed up, and they were all like, "this is our turf!" So the champions mounted the Return key and left to distant paragraphs..

smile_tmnt-donatello.gifsmile_tmnt-leonardo.gifsmile_tmnt-michelangelo.gifsmile_tmnt-raphael.gif - "This is our turf.. bitch. It's Raphael, say my name.. don't say it twice."

smile_sesame-street_thecount.gif - "One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Ah.. Ah.. Ah.. Four Ninja Turtles!"smile_tmnt-raphael.gif - "S.T.F.U. Noob!"

--- DISTANT PARAGRAPHS---

The two champions formed a peace treaty..

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Then they awoke the next day..

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On another note, Waldo was missing from his popular collection of children's books.

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Unfortunate for Waldo, that the children rejoiced.

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A strange merchant sold the Champions better weapons..

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So the two champions found new methods to fight each other...

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The Easter Bunny was angry at this conflict, so he ate the champion's children.

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To Be Continued...
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...continued. smile_tmnt-raphael.gif - "Why you tryin' to stifle my creative genious with this continue bs?

After a long day of eating kids, the Easter Bunny retired to the Lost Woods for unknown reasons..

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Then the two champions accidentally stumbled upon a significant landmark thus forming another shaky alliance.

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This guy was whistling about it.. :whistle:

smile_sesame-street_thecount.gif - "Hey kids! Let's count the beer kegs. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, *burp*, nine, ten, eleven.."

Knowing what child-eating horrors the Easter Bunny had committed, the cat of one of the champions launched a counter-assault.

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The look on the Easter Bunny's face was priceless.

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The hit was devastating...

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Everyone lived happily ever after, the end.

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*stands up and applauds*

I didn't know we had a story time at the Cafe! awesome!

so how bout it.. should i get the :streetteam: logo above my uh.. girl parts? like i stated earlier in the "tasteless tattoo" thread? did i mention that I LOVE DGN? hehehehehe..

me thinks i had tooooooooooo much cawphee! i can has s'more?

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