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Yo Mamma refills cream donuts at Meijer.... BOOOOOYAAAAHHHHH

Yer momma got impregnated off of a pastry from..uhm...Kroger that uh...your dad like, you know, glazed with his...uhmmmmmmm nevermind...

Wow...*tip-toes away from thread*

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Yer momma got impregnated off of a pastry from..uhm...Kroger that uh...your dad like, you know, glazed with his...uhmmmmmmm nevermind...

Wow...*tip-toes away from thread*

Yo Mamma is so stupid she trips over her cordless phone.... *snap*

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Yo momma's so fat that one summer day she put on a red dress and went outside and wondered why she had a bunch of kids running at her going, "IT'S THE KOOL AID MAN!"

Yo mamma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

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Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

:rofl: That one actually made me spit up a little coffee...

FINE...you wanna play hardball?

YOUR MOMMA SO FAT/STUPID THAT SOMEONE SAID IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE SO THAT BITCH GRABBED A BOWL AND A SPOON AND BOOKED IT OUT THE FRONT DOOR!

...aaaand I'm spent.

Now I have to actually start doing shit around here :laugh: (at work).

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:rofl: That one actually made me spit up a little coffee...

FINE...you wanna play hardball?

YOUR MOMMA SO FAT/STUPID THAT SOMEONE SAID IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE SO THAT BITCH GRABBED A BOWL AND A SPOON AND BOOKED IT OUT THE FRONT DOOR!

...aaaand I'm spent.

Now I have to actually start doing shit around here :laugh: (at work).

Yo mamma eats so much you can stand outside a MacDonalds that she is in and watch the numbers change on the sign.

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