Destroit Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Your moms a ZOO KEEPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Your moms a ZOO KEEPER YER MOMMA'S A LLAMAZ! Ohhhh...hellz yes, I am the BURN master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 aaarg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 YER MOMMA'S A LLAMAZ! Ohhhh...hellz yes, I am the BURN master! Yo Mamma refills cream donuts at Meijer.... BOOOOOYAAAAHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yo Mamma refills cream donuts at Meijer.... BOOOOOYAAAAHHHHH Yer momma got impregnated off of a pastry from..uhm...Kroger that uh...your dad like, you know, glazed with his...uhmmmmmmm nevermind... Wow...*tip-toes away from thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yer momma got impregnated off of a pastry from..uhm...Kroger that uh...your dad like, you know, glazed with his...uhmmmmmmm nevermind... Wow...*tip-toes away from thread* Yo Mamma is so stupid she trips over her cordless phone.... *snap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 ..my momma' was a CUNNIE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yo momma's so fat that one summer day she put on a red dress and went outside and wondered why she had a bunch of kids running at her going, "IT'S THE KOOL AID MAN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yo momma's so fat that one summer day she put on a red dress and went outside and wondered why she had a bunch of kids running at her going, "IT'S THE KOOL AID MAN!" Yo mamma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yo mamma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck Yo momma so EFFIN fat, she has to buy her maxi pads at the MATTRESS store! BURN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yo momma so EFFIN fat, she has to buy her maxi pads at the MATTRESS store! BURN! Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 (edited) Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it. That one actually made me spit up a little coffee... FINE...you wanna play hardball? YOUR MOMMA SO FAT/STUPID THAT SOMEONE SAID IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE SO THAT BITCH GRABBED A BOWL AND A SPOON AND BOOKED IT OUT THE FRONT DOOR! ...aaaand I'm spent. Now I have to actually start doing shit around here (at work). Edited May 7, 2008 by Chernobyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 That one actually made me spit up a little coffee... FINE...you wanna play hardball? YOUR MOMMA SO FAT/STUPID THAT SOMEONE SAID IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE SO THAT BITCH GRABBED A BOWL AND A SPOON AND BOOKED IT OUT THE FRONT DOOR! ...aaaand I'm spent. Now I have to actually start doing shit around here (at work). Yo mamma eats so much you can stand outside a MacDonalds that she is in and watch the numbers change on the sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryp Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Moo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Klosets an Killing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernadette Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 i need some .... java. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Go get it your self! hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Java sounds like satan if you refer to satan as java Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Java sounds like satan if you refer to satan as java WOW... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 WOW... Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scales Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 My last six cans of Miller High Life are MIA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 My last six cans of Miller High Life are MIA. Mild Ignorant Albino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Jack (1) Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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