DGN Coffee house...

[creatureofthenyte]

after I finish breakfast tommorow morning, ewwwwww

[Burrich1]

I hope you dont need to break out the craptastic pencil sharpners.

[phee]

What can it mean? two girls with green eyes....

[Rev.Reverence]

hmmmm...........*rubs where beard used to be*..............rhubarb pie!!!!!

[phee]

Gaul and Brimstone

[Rev.Reverence]

BR-R-RIMSTONE?!?!? Edited May 30, 2008 by Rev.Reverence

[Rev.Reverence]

_{HEY PHEE!!! I FOUND THE YELL QUIETLY BUTTON!!}

[creatureofthenyte]

Yeaahhhhbooblsnahkaftolawypwearpt

[Morbid Side]

Lemon drops and lollipops

But you never explained how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie pop?

[Scales]

Alright DGN, here's what's going down, here's what's up, here's what's getting fucked sideways and a little to the left, like that dresser you had to help a friend move down a really steep set of stairs last Summer.. you know the one I'm talking about, with the drawers that kept sliding out like a pain in the ass, and you had to take them out because it got so annoying having them slip out all the time, it's a wonder the plywood or whatever it was could even hold anything, it was pretty flimsy, and hell, you put all sorts of heavy stuff in there, like bloodstained iron spikes or something, damn man, sell those on ebay to Jesusphreak395.

ANYways, the truth be told as well as it could playing an mixed species game of "telephone" with a couple half deaf old guys thrown in the mix, and a giant cardboard batman cut-out from '93 that was found in some dead guy's basement who was a manic-depressive Abba fan, I just found the DVD and Television remotes I was looking for even though I don't need them, so that's cause for a little celebration: if your about to go to work, don't bust out that bottle of high proof alcohol just yet, you might get arrested, and if you work in a factory keep in mind only your boss is allowed to drink and get away with it; just remember, the drunk guy on the forklift always thinks it's dinner-time on his lunch break and it's never pretty unless the forklift is wearing a dress.

Whenever I think of office jobs I think of office space and some movie I recently watched called, "He Was A Quiet Man." I am eagerly awaiting the sequel, "She Was A Quiet Man," because horizon-expanding pornography and bad coffee takes the cake over getting shot for stealing a guy's stapler. 80's style physco glasses are the kind of things that traumatize and stay with you for life, if the original Crow would've worn big 80's glasses with a comb-over and a dress shirt, I'd probably have shit my pants.

Not that I'm much of a coffee fan anyways (even though this is the coffee shop), but caffeine in general is a great drug for sitting behind the computer in any mundane setting and using software like your giving the keyboard foreplay. Keyboards and caffeine were meant for each other. I could get so wired myself the cpu could burnout, the monitor would be gone, and it wouldn't stop me from typing out a rough draft on the American Revolution, printing it out, turning it into a college professor, coming back for the grade, getting an F for turning in a blank piece of paper, then explaining that I don't really go to college.

From what I've heard, life's about the golden moments, which is a complete lie. Life is not about enjoying taking a piss with a burger king crown on your head after breaking into Fort Knox, though American money should be backed by gold. If your reading this and enjoy a good Corona once and awhile you might as well drink your own piss with some rubbing alcohol mixed in, because Corona *IS* piss beer. Corona was piss beer in the past, it will be piss beer in the future, and it is piss beer now, with weird beach commercials where you never see anybody's face because they are so embarrassed that they spent the whole day on a tropical island drinking alcoholic piss.

It's your choice really what you want to do with your life, don't let anyone bring you down. Some people are in love with gravity and go the extra mile to crush the people around them, I have a simple and intellectual tag for close-minded people, assholes. Assholes are simply black holes that spew ideas with the same amount of worth as fecal matter. Assholes should be treated with disregard unless they happen to be able to play the kazoo with their ass, now that's fucking talent and needs some sort of recognition like a cake that says, "Congratulations, your a musically-inclined asshole!" or "Your an extraordinary asshole, you play people and kazoos!" That would be an awkward cake for the middle-aged woman at the grocery store deli to scrap up, she's going one minute from "Happy Birthday" to "I Hate You! But I Respect You For Playing Kazoo With Your Ass!"

Speaking of kazoos and assholes let's talk politics for a second. I've got the whole thing figured out so I'm going to tell you my opinion on why voting this year is a bad idea. Mccain is about three miles below the term "complete idiot," and thirty six more miles below sea level, he would like to initiate a draft because the drugs alone don't help him obtain an erection so his wife will get off his back. Hillary Clinton is a muslim-extremist robot secretly working under Robot Allah with plans of ultimate nuclear destruction and opening a franchise of North Korean candy/weapon family shops which could become a huge hit in China. Obama is probably our future president who will be for more gun control and intiating the top secret PSKFUA, or Project Stick Kazoo Farther Up Ass, which will inevitabely cause us to fill with debt and shit until the entire country breaks down and forms a shit-filled North American Union (of Shit<iness>).

Life is weird, but we're at the point where there is toothpaste flavored chewing-gum and coffee flavored soda and candy bars. If America continues at this rate Japan will be scared of us, that is no easy task and might even require some tips from institutionalized Monty Python fans. But if you can dream it you can do it, so for fuck's sake don't dream about toothpaste flavored coffee and coffee flavored toothpaste.

Thank you, and good morning.

---WHAT I WAS n AM DRINKING---

[Oh_My_Goth]

Alright DGN, here's what's going down, here's what's up, here's what's getting fucked sideways and a little to the left, like that dresser you had to help a friend move down a really steep set of stairs last Summer.. you know the one I'm talking about, with the drawers that kept sliding out like a pain in the ass, and you had to take them out because it got so annoying having them slip out all the time, it's a wonder the plywood or whatever it was could even hold anything, it was pretty flimsy, and hell, you put all sorts of heavy stuff in there, like bloodstained iron spikes or something, damn man, sell those on ebay to Jesusphreak395.

ANYways, the truth be told as well as it could playing an mixed species game of "telephone" with a couple half deaf old guys thrown in the mix, and a giant cardboard batman cut-out from '93 that was found in some dead guy's basement who was a manic-depressive Abba fan, I just found the DVD and Television remotes I was looking for even though I don't need them, so that's cause for a little celebration: if your about to go to work, don't bust out that bottle of high proof alcohol just yet, you might get arrested, and if you work in a factory keep in mind only your boss is allowed to drink and get away with it; just remember, the drunk guy on the forklift always thinks it's dinner-time on his lunch break and it's never pretty unless the forklift is wearing a dress.

Whenever I think of office jobs I think of office space and some movie I recently watched called, "He Was A Quiet Man." I am eagerly awaiting the sequel, "She Was A Quiet Man," because horizon-expanding pornography and bad coffee takes the cake over getting shot for stealing a guy's stapler. 80's style physco glasses are the kind of things that traumatize and stay with you for life, if the original Crow would've worn big 80's glasses with a comb-over and a dress shirt, I'd probably have shit my pants.

Not that I'm much of a coffee fan anyways (even though this is the coffee shop), but caffeine in general is a great drug for sitting behind the computer in any mundane setting and using software like your giving the keyboard foreplay. Keyboards and caffeine were meant for each other. I could get so wired myself the cpu could burnout, the monitor would be gone, and it wouldn't stop me from typing out a rough draft on the American Revolution, printing it out, turning it into a college professor, coming back for the grade, getting an F for turning in a blank piece of paper, then explaining that I don't really go to college.

From what I've heard, life's about the golden moments, which is a complete lie. Life is not about enjoying taking a piss with a burger king crown on your head after breaking into Fort Knox, though American money should be backed by gold. If your reading this and enjoy a good Corona once and awhile you might as well drink your own piss with some rubbing alcohol mixed in, because Corona *IS* piss beer. Corona was piss beer in the past, it will be piss beer in the future, and it is piss beer now, with weird beach commercials where you never see anybody's face because they are so embarrassed that they spent the whole day on a tropical island drinking alcoholic piss.

It's your choice really what you want to do with your life, don't let anyone bring you down. Some people are in love with gravity and go the extra mile to crush the people around them, I have a simple and intellectual tag for close-minded people, assholes. Assholes are simply black holes that spew ideas with the same amount of worth as fecal matter. Assholes should be treated with disregard unless they happen to be able to play the kazoo with their ass, now that's fucking talent and needs some sort of recognition like a cake that says, "Congratulations, your a musically-inclined asshole!" or "Your an extraordinary asshole, you play people and kazoos!" That would be an awkward cake for the middle-aged woman at the grocery store deli to scrap up, she's going one minute from "Happy Birthday" to "I Hate You! But I Respect You For Playing Kazoo With Your Ass!"

Speaking of kazoos and assholes let's talk politics for a second. I've got the whole thing figured out so I'm going to tell you my opinion on why voting this year is a bad idea. Mccain is about three miles below the term "complete idiot," and thirty six more miles below sea level, he would like to initiate a draft because the drugs alone don't help him obtain an erection so his wife will get off his back. Hillary Clinton is a muslim-extremist robot secretly working under Robot Allah with plans of ultimate nuclear destruction and opening a franchise of North Korean candy/weapon family shops which could become a huge hit in China. Obama is probably our future president who will be for more gun control and intiating the top secret PSKFUA, or Project Stick Kazoo Farther Up Ass, which will inevitabely cause us to fill with debt and shit until the entire country breaks down and forms a shit-filled North American Union (of Shit<iness>).

Life is weird, but we're at the point where there is toothpaste flavored chewing-gum and coffee flavored soda and candy bars. If America continues at this rate Japan will be scared of us, that is no easy task and might even require some tips from institutionalized Monty Python fans. But if you can dream it you can do it, so for fuck's sake don't dream about toothpaste flavored coffee and coffee flavored toothpaste.

Thank you, and good morning.

---WHAT I WAS n AM DRINKING---

Holy Fucking Bat Shitz!!!!!

That'z what Me Mom said.....

[Oh_My_Goth]

Nighty Night Kidz.....I''zzz U all.....

[phee]

Good morning you people

[Destroit]

Good morning you people

*glances leerily*

..what do you mean you people, huh?

[phee]

*glances leerily*

..what do you mean you people, huh?

Fukkin Goths

[Destroit]

Fukkin Goths

*HUGE ASS GASP!*

OMFG...I am deeply offended.

I will now be emo all day because I can't take a joke...

I can't believe you'd say something like that, Pheemo!

HA I called you Pheemo!

*runs*

[phee]

Goths

[phee]

[Scales]

[Rev.Reverence]

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

something southing, and decaf, please.

[freydis]

*thud*

[creatureofthenyte]

[phee]

Instoct

[Bernadette]

Pheemo