Social Networking - Annoying Crap I Feel The Need To Share....

[xbittergracex]

I don't know if anyone cares....or if any of you will think I'm stupid for saying this....but this has been getting on my nerves. Specifically since this guy kept emailing me and asked me if I'd write a rap song for him? and I said I didn't think I could write a rap song....and he said "I want it to go something like this 'Merlin (thats him) i didnt noe you could hit it like dat, da way you tap dat...blablabla" I told him that was unfortunately far beyond my artistic ability. So I wrote this today and thought I'd share.....let me know what you think lol

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So I'm slightly annoyed lately. And this might sound shallow or bitchy or both, but whatever....its how I feel.

I keep getting these friend requests or messages from random guys, and let me tell you about this parade of fucking losers. Look at me. I'm not stereo-typically gorgeous....I don't have my shit together either, and I don't always look good....but if my profile 'caught your eye', 'impressed you', or if i 'seem like your kind of girl', then you must have read it right? I'm a little confused. For the most part, my grammar and spelling are at least a B+ to maybe an A. I'm reasonably intelligent. You can see the sort of movies I'm into, the sort of music I'm into. Take a look at my pictures. I'm not a hip-hop girl, or a 'preppy' girl. Look at the pictures I post on my page. Do I look like you're typical club-girl? Do I seem Gangster to you? Am I 'all about the benjamins'? Have I 'gone country'? Do I have pictures of naked men all over my page *which isn't necessarily a bad idea hehe*? Does it look like I'm easy? Does it seem like I joined myspace to get laid?

Let me clarify some things here.

"hey sexy, hit me up on da celly at ###-###-####"

-You don't know if I'm sexy. I'm not going to "hit you up on your celly" and its really fucking wierd that you just sent me your number and I don't even know you.

"your profile seemed interesting"

-Thank you. Unless of course you are my polar opposite. I usually get these from old men, thug-gangster types, or guys who look like Milton from Office Space. I'm not trying to be shallow here, I'm really not. But if you read my profile enough to find me 'interesting', as in capturing your interest, what was it exactly? Because it wasn't "wow, I've got a lot in common with this girl". More often than not...its because I have huge boobs and a cute face. Don't treat me like I'm stupid, trust me, I know exactly what you found interesting.

"wut r u up to? y r u up this l8? wanna chat?"

- for the love of GOD....look...if you know me....or if your text messaging me on the phone...fine...otherwise....type all the *correct* letters. Wanna doesn't bother me. the whole "y r u" crap pisses me off. Thats what my brothers 14-16 year old friends type like. Its high school. Get some class and send me a real message. Unless your being funny, or you know me....have some respect and spend the extra 3.5 seconds its going to take to type "What are you up to? Why are you up so late? Wanna chat?" Jeebus.

And other things.....

Like some guy who found me so entirely interesting.....has 24 top friends with 18-20 year old 'hot body' girls as thier top friends. There are 2 reasons for this. 1, because it makes you look cooler than you are. and 2, because you can only meet girls like this on myspace. Its obvious why you are on myspace. At least be up front about it. Sheesh.

Also....

I'm not knocking Country or Rap....and I'm also not saying that I couldn't date someone who is into country or rap. But everyone knows that sometimes stuff like music/movies....they are very big parts of peoples lives. Its almost consuming. So when some thug-gangsta (and I'm talking black or white or any other race...this isn't racial) emails me "yo sexy you look fine as hell, lets hook up...can i get yo digits" its a polar opposite of my lifestyle. I can't play that part. I can't be your 'boo'. I can't talk like that, and because its so different than what I'm into...I'm sorry...but I'm just not interested. Now, if you've got a mohawk and you email me "what up. your profile fuckin rocks." thats probably more likely to get a reply. Call me shallow or bitchy or both......but its how I feel.

But I don't understand why C-Note, G-Dog, HayDayCowboy, Football Rick, or Milton with the stapler think we have anything in common. Its a daily occurrence. Its just annoying. I can filter through the dudes looking for ass. They usually give it away. "That ass is poppin" What does that even mean? Am I supposed to thank you? "Awe baby, remember that first email you ever sent me before we fell in love? You said my ass was poppin, it was so romantic." Pffft.

My interests: Horror Movies, Rock/Industrial, City Club, Martini's, Johnny Depp etc....

His Interests: hittin up fine bitches, doin the soulja-boi, rhymin.

Seriously? WTF would we talk about? Like this 'preppy' dude. Crazy about football, thinks City Club is for FREAKS *yes he said that to me*, Digs country music and some stuff like Nickelback *barf*, digs top 40 club music *and superman dat hoooooo*, shops at abercrombie or hollister *ooh...can you just see us at the mall together...* thinks johnny depp is kinda 'faggy' *what planet are you from?* and last but not least.....thinks Paris Hilton is the example of female perfection.

Geez, I can't imagine why I'm not interested. I'm not trying to put labels on people here, but there is really no other way to describe it.

So I think that pretty much covers it. Maybe it sounds bad. Maybe I sound shallow or bitchy or both...but its HOW I FEEL. Don't even get me started on desperate geeky guys who are all depressing and can't understand why they don't have girlfriends when they spend all their free time playing WOW or whining about girls to other girls online. Not that there is anything wrong with WOW.....I'm just saying its one thing keeping you from perfecting your lady-killer skills. Just like guitar hero keeps me from perfecting my house-cleaning skills. I'm not without flaws!!!

with that being said...I'm off to listen to Slayer. Because I like SLAYER. and Manson. Because I like MANSON. and maybe I'll throw in some Motley Crew or Def Leopard. Who knows. Lil Jon? Not so much. Garth Brooks? Not so much. MANSON!

[Onyx]

That post is a work of art!

Very well said.

I ended up deleting my profile. Too exhausting to read through all the goofiness.

[Msterbeau]

Women get inundated with come-ons from asshats.

Men get spammed by video-chat whores.

This is why my profile is private and generally locked-down. If someone really wants to talk to me that isn't already a friend, they can send a message.

[Kit Kat P]

I might actually borrow bits of that for my myspace

that was wonderful

[xbittergracex]

lol I'm glad you guys enjoyed it....have at it. Take whatever you want for whatever you want.

[SuZQZ]

The "come ons" on MySpace can really get to be ridiculous. I posted a blog titled, "Advice to my male friends... Do not be a douchebag", based on my experiences with the jerks on there.

[creatureofthenyte]

Well Im sorry to hear that you have to deal with that crap.

I just hope you realize these "men" are not indicative of the male species as a whole, but rather, just a few bad apples. I can't believe that they actually try to pick up women with lines like that. I have never been hit on by a woman who chose to use such a cheezy line, I can't imagine how that feels. Again, sorry to hear.....

[Winter Steele]

Bravo !

ODE TO MY SPACE Men AKA "Boys" For You

Most guys on my space just don't have a clue.

Probably sniff glue

Which makes it a chore,

To deal with these boys is a bore.

I'd rather Dig a grave.

Bury myself in a haze.

Listen to Manson or Skinny puppy

Than be a dam Yuppie.

[TygerLili]

Weird, I never get these on myspace, of course I don't really do much with my myspace page, I'm not even sure why I have one.

What you described, though, does sound a lot like my friend's brother, who she met through myspace(long, weird story) and met in person over the summer.

He was from Kentucky and came to Detroit with the intention of hooking up with anything female that was within 20 miles of him.

Let's forget for a moment that I had a boyfriend when I met him. He was 10 years younger than me, was wearing head to toe Hollister, telling me "Books are lame", and asking me if I liked a song called something like Dat Crazy Bitch. Didn't stop him from trying to hit on me.

[xbittergracex]

Bravo !

ODE TO MY SPACE Men AKA "Boys" For You

Most guys on my space just don't have a clue.

Probably sniff glue

Which makes it a chore,

To deal with these boys is a bore.

I'd rather Dig a grave.

Bury myself in a haze.

Listen to Manson or Skinny puppy

Than be a dam Yuppie.

you are my hero.

[Homicidalheathen]

Quote: And other things.....

Like some guy who found me so entirely interesting.....has 24 top friends with 18-20 year old 'hot body' girls as thier top friends. There are 2 reasons for this. 1, because it makes you look cooler than you are. and 2, because you can only meet girls like this on myspace. Its obvious why you are on myspace. At least be up front about it. Sheesh

OMG I HATE that! Guys, your not fooling anyone. Unless I see comments like, had a good time last night.....from the hottie on your top list.....I am sooo going to know your acting like a high school boy in putting them up there. Some people let anyone add them.........its all about the numbers....and these girls probably talk to you once if your lucky..and most of the time I know YOU NEVER MET THEM AND NEVER WILL. Its silly.

[jadnifer]

Good for you to let your feelings out like that. I dont really think that you were being shallow or bitchy...you were saying what you liked and what you were interested in. If someone doesnt like that, too damn bad.

[xbittergracex]

Date: Feb 22, 2008 4:08 AM

Subject: hello

Body: Dame baby!!!! You look so SEXY... I would Love to talk to you. R you single.. What you name?.... Mine is Tertrance.

SERIOUSLY.....SEE WHAT I MEAN. someone shoot me, or him...or both.

sorry..it was a prime example.

[creatureofthenyte]

SERIOUSLY.....SEE WHAT I MEAN. someone shoot me, or him...or both.

sorry..it was a prime example.

Well just laugh yer ass off when you get one of those kinds of notes and then chuckle wildly as you reply back and tell the douche bag to go fuck him/itself LOL

[TygerLili]

Is "Tertrance" a real name, or is this guy too dumb to spell his own name right?

[xbittergracex]

Is "Tertrance" a real name, or is this guy too dumb to spell his own name right?

HAHAHA I'm so glad you caught that.....what I didn't include was his picture/name...His name was clearly Terrance.....so I'm pretty sure he's a pretty major dumbass and spelled his own name wrong...

nice.

[jadnifer]

Oh yeah. A real winner. I am SO sure that you would be able to have an intelligent conversation with that man.