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the eternal

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Yes, the eternal is quite photogenic! Good thing the manager had us in the lanes at the far end or he might have kicked us out. Speed bowling, duet bowling, double ball slinging, emo sighting, boobie rubbings, boobie sniffing (they really smelled wonderful, Candy!), sacrafice on the ball return, good stuff!

I try to bring it!

Of course, anyone would look a little sexier when they're holding a plate of potato pancakes.

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MMMM!

No one kicked us out, though we did have our lanes turned off,

and there was a tense standoff on lane one when

the manager come out to take away our bumpers.

After I threatened him with Candy's ball, he backed down though :thumbup:

The closest thing we got to being booted, was a woman asking me to "please stop playing that music"

when I went up for my second set.

She wanted to put on "one little tune for my kid"

To see that classic gem of tuneful glory scroll down.

Here's my set list (as much as I remember)

KMFDM "A Drug Against War"

Skinny Puppy "Assimilate"

Covenant "Dead Stars"

Joy Division "Love Will Tear Us Apart"

Bauhaus "Bela Lugosi's Dead"

Psychedelic Furs "Love My Way"

Nitzerebb "Join in the Chant"

Front 242 "Modern Angel"

Front Line Assembly "Resist"

Ministry "Jesus Built My Hotrod"

The Cure "Just Like Heaven"

Wolfsheim "Kunstliche Welten"

Fergie "Clumsy"*

We didn't get kicked out for a few reasons :

a) because I was wearing a wife beater, so I blended in...

b) I was showing my sweet "gut" which characterized the fine athleticism demanding by top bowling professionals.

c) I was bearing my bitchin tats, due to said "wife beater." Hence, blendage...

d) we had all of our teeth (no gold ones or "grillz) which was a source of wonder to the "locals"

e) WE had hot women. I could've worn nothing but lambswool chaps and sacrificed babies during the playing of Skinny Puppy, and there was no way they were kicking us out. WE had some fine womens with us! :gathering:

Tom, you were so hot, all the hootchies at lane 7-9 would stop what they were doing when you went up to bowl.

Your were like Jerry's trailer trash treasure 1,2,3,4, and 5 all rolled into one sexy piece of man-package!

When you took off your shirt, to revel in your wife beater glory, I thanked g-d above that there were no windows,

because your physique would've caused traffic accidents. SO hawt! :bow

The thugs at the end of the alley weren't the only one's packin---that's all I'm gonna say

Rowrrr!!!! :drool

Here's DKB lining up for his shot...

Do you all have to torture me so??

Yes, DBK, who wasn't even slated to play,

COMPLETELY pwned me!

I got it. :crybaby:

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* My bad, Fergie's Clumsy wasn't on my list,

it was the shitty-ass song that woman I cut off at the

jukebox was dying to play before

It is catchy though.

But when I'm getting my ghetto on, it's just not my jam.

I'm a "Pop, lock, and drop it" man myself. :rolleyes:

You know when the beat is bumpin, an tha crowd is jumpin, and the tempo's fas' I gotta shake that ass.

But that's jus me.

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I got an idea!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT TIME when you ask for bumpers, they question it, point to me and I give the "my life is horrible, I just want to have a little fun" look, they CAN NOT refuse it!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Eternal, everyone, I tell you luck. It was all luck...

But speaking of music....

I picked

"You Give Love A Bad Name" - Bon Jovi (which played as I bowled, perfect f'ing timing!!

and

"Shine" - Collective Soul

I picked music no one would guess I love ;)

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TomCat Newbie

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You are very kind. I can only hope to be as good as Marc someday or have a camera as good as his. Also, while most of the pics were taken by me, there were quite a few snapped by others. I just left the camera on the table so anyone could use it if they felt so inclined.

We all violated the camera... :starwars:

And, FYI, Marc's camera is inhabited by microorganisms that do all the real work for him. I beleive it's a species of mini humans called Anseladamssperm. LOL

That caption would be too damn funny for that pic! You are a nut!

It wasn't me. I didn't do it. :fear:

See, he doesn't do it...it's the micoorganisms. :peanutbutterjellytime:

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Suz I love the gallery, I wish I was close enough to have gone. I love the consistency of eternal's hair. After looking at the photos I have to say, who said that goths aren't colorful???? And candy has a rack that at the very least I'm jealous of. If people wouldn't mind it would be cool if you could label who's who, I can pick out most but not all.

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SuZQZ Newbie

SuZQZ

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what we were looking at so oddly?

Just a guess, but probably this.... :down:

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Do I know how to work the camera or what? :rofl:

And KitKat, I'll go into the album and put down who's who and I'll do the one's at the top of the thread, too. I should have done it to begin with but it took forever to upload all the pics plus I was running around cleaning, grocery shopping, fetching my kid from her dad's, cooking, blah, blah, blah... Sorry!

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jadnifer

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I don't mind if you use any of me. May I suggest the sexy one of me grabbing my crotch and sticking my tongue out with my mouth open in a "rawr"... LMAO!!! (kidding... not that pic!)

I SO want to use that one! That is exactly the one that came to mind. If you really dont want me to use it though, I wont. I will respect your wishes.

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bean

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Does anyone mind if I use some of these pictures on my myspace profile in my friends slide show??

Please don't use any of the pics with me in them.

I've very selective about where pictures of me are posted. Granted, they are posted here, which I'm a bit nervous about, but there's less of a chance of being found here than on myspace (by people that may be looking anyway).

Thanks.

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Please don't use any of the pics with me in them.

I've very selective about where pictures of me are posted. Granted, they are posted here, which I'm a bit nervous about, but there's less of a chance of being found here than on myspace (by people that may be looking anyway).

Thanks.

Thank you for letting me know. I will respect your wishes and not use any of the pictures that you appear in.

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Destroit

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I SAID I was SORRY for THAT!! God, keep rubbing it in my face... Hahaha!!

I'm STILL getting calls, asshat! :tongue: If I get one more stranger that calls asking me if I'll love him long time for five dollars...I will be forced to punish you. :laugh:

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