Massages.

[CandyQuackenbush]

with noodles?

Ill let you squeaze my ass while I eat meatballs and noodles....

Would you eat them any other way?

[Steven]

Would you eat them any other way?

actually I have to admit that yes I would.....I would enjoy your swedish meatballs with zero butt play.

but if theres no butt play then I want beer, I mean c'mon.

[know_buddy_kares]

I'll take you up on your offer when I get back from Iraq... I'll probably need enough sessions on my back for you to collect all the money I save out there lol. yeah i'm speculating my back will be that fucked up, this chain of command is making us wear every stinking peice of battle rattle out there, even all the shit that makes no practical sense to even have on..

(i thought the nut guard was to protect your nuts, not slap you in them)

[CandyQuackenbush]

Friday, after work, I have one forsure Client, my friend Sara. It's only a half hour, but it's something. She said that her friend said for the price for 30 minutes is worth it if he can get some time off. He works for WOW!, and he hauls ladders around, and works outside all the time.

But hey, like I said, that's some money that I can put towards my massage funding. IE: Massage chair.

YAY!

[jadnifer]

As soon as I get some extra money, I will for sure let you massage me!

[CandyQuackenbush]

I am now making Business cards.

[jadnifer]

You should give some of us some of those cards and we can do some advertising for you. I know that I would do that for ya!

[CandyQuackenbush]

You should give some of us some of those cards and we can do some advertising for you. I know that I would do that for ya!

Thanks!!!

Yeah, I should be getting them soon. They are pretty sweet looking.

[jadnifer]

Thanks!!!

Yeah, I should be getting them soon. They are pretty sweet looking.

Can't wait to see them. Make sure to post a picture of them so that we can see how awesome they are.

[CandyQuackenbush]

My business cards= Fucking awesome.

I have a bunch, and I am looking for peoples to give them to.

BTW, I offically have EVERY SUNDAY OFF, and I work only til 12p on Fridays, and 2p on Saturdays.

I will be getting a chair soon. That's my Birthday present from my parents.

Please, if you have any questions, feel free to PM me. Or contact me on AIM at ErasureChicka.

[freydis]

It all depends on what hurts, and what I have to do to try to relieve the pain. Deep Tissue Massage is normally alittle more expensive that Sweddish because you are using your body weight to do it, and you get tired fast. The price for that is normally the time span *30-60 minutes* x time and a half price.

The going rate is a dollar a minute. But, like I said, the price changes with the type of technique you need done.

*edit*

I normally do a Swedish for less price per hour. Just for now.

So... what is your rate?

(A dollar a minute is indeed what most professionals charge for a chair massage. RelaxStation was the last place I'd gone for one...)

[CandyQuackenbush]

So... what is your rate?

(A dollar a minute is indeed what most professionals charge for a chair massage. RelaxStation was the last place I'd gone for one...)

30 for 30 min, and 60 for an hour. For Sweedish.

A standard chair massage is 30- 40 bucks, and they are no longer than 15, 20 minutes because they require a difference stance, and more presure, and make the Therapist tired fast.

Please, PM me for information.

[Para Bellum]

WANT.

I'll get with you sometime about scheduling. Since I have to drastically up my PT to prep for WOCS, I'm probably going to be one mass of aches and pains.

[CandyQuackenbush]

WANT.

I'll get with you sometime about scheduling. Since I have to drastically up my PT to prep for WOCS, I'm probably going to be one mass of aches and pains.

Every Sunday I have open. I normally have 1/2 day on fridays. If I get more clients, I will have both fridays and sundays off.

[CandyQuackenbush]

Last night at CC, I passed out over 10 business cards. I hope to you who I passed them out to, use them. There is a DGN discount.

BTW, I am now doing Sports Massage. So those who need a vibrant massage, I am doing them.

[Reaper]

May take you up on that once I go back on the road weekly. Driving 11 or more hours in a day can really take its toll on your body. By then I think I will be making great money and not have to worry about when I can do a session. Just make sure Odims doesn't come by to slap my ass as I pass out on the table.

[CandyQuackenbush]

May take you up on that once I go back on the road weekly. Driving 11 or more hours in a day can really take its toll on your body. By then I think I will be making great money and not have to worry about when I can do a session. Just make sure Odims doesn't come by to slap my ass as I pass out on the table.

I can lock him in the other room

Nah, he'd be more or less in the other room writing musik. However, if he happens to break loose, I'm in no way at fault for his actions. Hehehehehe

*back on topic*

Yeah, Truckers are a huge client base for massages. It doesn't matter if you haul a low boy, or a box trailer, either way, your lower back, hips, knees, and shoulders ALWAYS hurt in the long run. I know this from Trucking in Iraq. I hear ya buddy.

[Reverend]

So here's the deal.

I need clients, and some funding. And you all have achy backs, hands, and bodies. What's the answer? Give me a PM and I can help.

I'm willing to do some traveling, but if I can have clients at the house, the price would be cheaper.

Right now, I am qualified in Swedish Massage, and I am about to pass my Deep Tissue Massage/Myofascia Release classes.

Kay thanks!!!

What's the going rate and where do you live? I could use a massage like no other...

[CandyQuackenbush]

What's the going rate and where do you live? I could use a massage like no other...

I don't live that far from you. I too am in Westland!

[CandyQuackenbush]

Okay guys, GOOD NEWS!!!!!!

I passed my clinic test out on Wednesday, and starting APRIL 11TH-12TH, I will be working at the school for the clinic weekends. It's every other weekend, and it's from 10a-2p.

There is a minimum donation of $20.00, and you can shedual either a 30min or a full hour. The students don't get paid through the school, and thats why they let us get tips. I have heard of Therapists getting the dollar a minute payment, so that's cool.

I will post more when the weekend dates are posted in my class. I can also have my business cards with the weekend dates and times. Also, I will have a nice little setting in my table area. Candles and whatnot.

My school is Everest Institute, and it's on 10 1/2 and Civic Center Drive off of Evergreen. PM me for more info.

[Reverend]

I don't live that far from you. I too am in Westland!

Really!? Wow, it makes me that much happier knowing there are so many goths in the Westland area! I knew there was something redeeming about this city.

Anyway, what is the cost? I really need a massage... It's been about 6 years since I last had a decent one. Are you available Saturday afternoon around 1 or 2pm?

[CandyQuackenbush]

Update:

I now have Friday-Sundays Open. I do have Army this weekend, and next weekend (5th-6th), then on the 11th and 12th, I work at the school til 3:30p.

I will post updates and locations for massage dates. Like I always say, feel free to PM me!

[Reverend]

Update:

I now have Friday-Sundays Open. I do have Army this weekend, and next weekend (5th-6th), then on the 11th and 12th, I work at the school til 3:30p.

I will post updates and locations for massage dates. Like I always say, feel free to PM me!

w00t! can't wait...

[odims_sphere]

Update:

I now have Friday-Sundays Open. I do have Army this weekend, and next weekend (5th-6th), then on the 11th and 12th, I work at the school til 3:30p.

I will post updates and locations for massage dates. Like I always say, feel free to PM me!

Next weekend is the 4th, 5th and 6th.

Rifle qual.

[Reverend]

Next weekend is the 4th, 5th and 6th.

Rifle qual.

I know... but the 12th or 13th. I just need a frickin' massage. I get muscle spasms like no other in my back... though probably help if I tried to relax once in a while.