Letter to Tech Support

[gothicmom]

Subject: Tech Support

Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 08:55:54 -0500

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed

that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a

lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed

itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system

activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and

Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever

selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run

my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but

the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it

is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM

and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to

delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall,

or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to

not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child

Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background

application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will

return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0

comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5

and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause

the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to

improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I

recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With

Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause

irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

[Fierce Critter]

[gothicmom]

My favorite part was...

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With

Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause

irreversible damage to the operating system.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance

Am not! Now, I need to go get my nails done and buy a new outfit.......

[The_Dark]

You know.. I uninstalled Wife 1.0. I then installed Fiance 2.0, um yeah... Fiance 2.0 reduced my bank accounts to 0 balance so I uninstalled that. It's been almost 10 years since I installed Wife 2.0. i love this program more efvery day.. I do still have traces of Wife 1.0 in my life though.

[Onyx]

You know.. I uninstalled Wife 1.0. I then installed Fiance 2.0, um yeah... Fiance 2.0 reduced my bank accounts to 0 balance so I uninstalled that. It's been almost 10 years since I installed Wife 2.0. i love this program more efvery day.. I do still have traces of Wife 1.0 in my life though.

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Yes, things work so much better when you find just the right software