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I was going through Raven's folder and found some random pics. You know what that means. Homework procrastination + random pictures + photobucket = new DGN photo thread! :peanutbutterjellytime:

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Just chillin' in the basement, probably posting here acutally.

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Sassy Hair by Raven

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I.R. Spooky Satan :tongue:

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Front seat confusion with a guest cameo by Constantin

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Going ape shit at The Lockerroom Saloon (for those who are wondering, on my chest, that is a name tag that says Sandy Vagina. The name choice was Jadnifer's fault entirely *shakes fist*.

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A live action shot from my band's last gig. We sold out in under ten minutes, it was nuts!

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Sass-shot

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Awww :wub: I think we were going to CC

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Yeah my next Guitar Hero gig man, you should so come and be my opening band!

*RUNS*

Sure!! I'm up for it!! assuming you're ok with being upstaged by the 'opening band' and then letting down your audience with what could only be considered a mediocre performance after they hear me. It'd be like playing your encore first! But...only if you're ok with that...

Waiter! Check please!

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Should I relate the story, Cher? Please please please, can I?

Yes yes...do tell. DBK needs to know or he simply will not be able to go on with life :tongue:

I like the one where you look pissed and there is some drunk random guy in the backseat yo!

Thanks, that's one of my favorite ones where it's just au me (i.e. not dressed up / no make-up). Another reason we like that picture is because that's our friend George in the backseat, and whenever Raven takes ANY pictures in our car...George ends up in nearly the same position in the backseat of the car. So it's kind of a dual function picture :laugh:.

Observe:

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We actually have custody of him every other weekend...it's an odd story :laugh:.

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Okay...for everyone interested in the Titty Sprinkles story, here goes.

One day, I was over at Cher's and Raven's place and Raven was playing a video game where you can talk to other people while you are playing. I think it was Battlestar or something like that. Anyway, Raven was intently playing and Cher asked him if the other people could hear what they were saying and Raven said Yes. So Cher yelled into the microphone, "TITTY SPRINKLES." Hilarity insued. Raven took off after Cher and I was laughing my ass off.

Later that night, we went to the bar and the waitress gave us all a nickname. Well, Cher's was Sandy Vagina, mine was Toss my Salad because I was wearing a white and green shirt, Dave's (my B/F) was scratch n' sniff.

Raven's was Titty Sprinkles for the simple fact that Cher told the waitress that she would give her two dollars if she would name him Titty Sprinkles. Obviously, she did. I told the waitress that if I had two dollars that I would give it to her to name Cher Sandy Vagina, so she did. LOL.

I hope that I gave everyone their daily dose of laughter!!!

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Okay...for everyone interested in the Titty Sprinkles story, here goes.

One day, I was over at Cher's and Raven's place and Raven was playing a video game where you can talk to other people while you are playing. I think it was Battlestar or something like that. Anyway, Raven was intently playing and Cher asked him if the other people could hear what they were saying and Raven said Yes. So Cher yelled into the microphone, "TITTY SPRINKLES." Hilarity insued. Raven took off after Cher and I was laughing my ass off.

Later that night, we went to the bar and the waitress gave us all a nickname. Well, Cher's was Sandy Vagina, mine was Toss my Salad because I was wearing a white and green shirt, Dave's (my B/F) was scratch n' sniff.

Raven's was Titty Sprinkles for the simple fact that Cher told the waitress that she would give her two dollars if she would name him Titty Sprinkles. Obviously, she did. I told the waitress that if I had two dollars that I would give it to her to name Cher Sandy Vagina, so she did. LOL.

I hope that I gave everyone their daily dose of laughter!!!

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In addition to the background of "Sandy Vagina". It was from an episode of South Park and my ex-bff, Rachel, had this girlfriend named Gwen who was basically a golddigger and a bitch. Rachel, however, was TOTALLY and PATHETICALLY PW'ed over Gwen and so eventually I just started calling Gwen "Sandy Vagina" (to her face, I completely replaced her name with it). Rachel told me to stop it and I was like "No see...this bitch here is ruining your life and if I did not let her know that she's a bitch by calling her Sandy Vagina, well then, I would be disrespecting you and I simply cannot do that."

As time went by Rachel started thinking it was funny. By the end of the first year we had made SEVERAL variations to the name (including but not limited to): S to tha V, Sandy Vag, Sandy, Gritty Cunt, and the coding system to tell how "sandy" she was that day (Lvl: beach = lots, Lvl: Sand-in-shoe = not so much, Lvl: Sand-in-bikini = moderate, and so on and so forth).

Eventually Rachel was fed up with her shit and they broke up, and the nickname "Sandy Vagina" was never uttered again...

Until Jadnifer came into my life. We were joking about something and I just inserted the phrase "Yeah they've apparantly got a lot of sand up in their vagina, that would be the only reason why they're such a bitch and so grumpy all the time". I do use this on boys too (if you've ever seen the South Park episode you would know that Cartman is the one who uses it against Kyle to piss him off), so don't think it's exclusive to ladies.

Jad obviously thought this was amazingly hilarious...and it is. Well, not to everyone, apparantly telling someone that they are a bitch because they have sand in their cunt is only funny to people like myself and Jadnifer. Anyhoo...moving on.

Well...that night at The Locker Room Saloon...karma hit me good and hard. For one night of my life I got the name "Sandy Vagina" and well...I didn't mind. I guess it was God's way of telling me that I had to pay what I owed :laugh:. I was like "Meh...if I could get away with calling someone that for like a year and a half, two years-ish, well then, I can deal with it for one night"

The End.

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OMG - I live right down the street from LRS, I fucking LOVE that place!!

People always ask me what is so great about it. I say: "Well..it's VERY unique. Like, you know that movie Saw? How they're playing a game to fight for their lives? Well...it's kinda like that, but instead you're playing a big fun drunken game trying to win free drinks."

Only, they're EXPENSIVE now, they don't do the free drinks anymore. Now when you win you get an opportunity for a "discounted" drink (like a dollar less :rolleyes:) and it's ususally some watered down crap.

We had fun that night, but it CLEARED me out for money and I wasn't even drunk when I left. I wish it was the same way as when I went the first time.

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Some beefy security lady made me stop drinking because I almost fell on my face walking to the bathroom.

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I hate when they fucking do that. That's what I love about CC, they don't give a shit and won't kick you out. Fuck, I mean, they let you barf on the damn floor if you so choose to (or don't...if it's involuntary and you can't get to the bathroom).

My Boshy actually said that. She was like "Man, you didn't get that drunk but at least Jadnifer got lit!"

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People always ask me what is so great about it. I say: "Well..it's VERY unique. Like, you know that movie Saw? How they're playing a game to fight for their lives? Well...it's kinda like that, but instead you're playing a big fun drunken game trying to win free drinks."

Only, they're EXPENSIVE now, they don't do the free drinks anymore. Now when you win you get an opportunity for a "discounted" drink (like a dollar less :rolleyes:) and it's ususally some watered down crap.

We had fun that night, but it CLEARED me out for money and I wasn't even drunk when I left. I wish it was the same way as when I went the first time.

hehe - I like going on Thursdays, it's trivia night and it's $5 for 3 beers and a pizza

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Sandy...vagina....

Yes, and now you know. So if you ever hear "Man, they're fucking grumpy today like they have sand all shoved up their vag." you will know exactly what I'm trying to say. :laugh:

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I'm not sure I WANT to know what you're talking about! Hahahaa! :p

*sigh* You didn't read my long-ass post that could easily take up 20 minutes of your afternoon, did you?

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It explains all.

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