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It all started about ten years ago when I was listening to the radio after work. the radio station 89 X used to have a talk show at night called love phones. Someone called in with a stupid sounding voice and announced himself as Clem Peasenov! Ijust started repeating it a few times: and then started laughing. I really could not get it out of my head at work and and started saying it to my self while I was running my machines. I could believe that it was so stupid sounding that it was funny! Then one time I was saying to myself and my brother heard me and started to laugh: and wondered what the hell is a peasenov! Then one day I came home from work and found a note on the door that said hi peasenov. Im like thinking this sounds so retarded that its funny. My mom got word of it and kept on saying it sounded stupid. My brother here and there would say it and laugh even to this day he still says it! Later on I started looking for people who were easily amused on stupid stuff.At work I would say it really fast at people I knew were goofballs. Then one day this one dude started saying it and he also pretended he was a Russian hockey player. It was so funny that that I had to shut my machine off because I was laughing to hard! The word started to get around and the best part is if it annoyed someone! Now I wil tell you on how to become a peasenov. to be inducted into the hall of pease you must answer yes on all 3 questions FIRST AND FOREMOST! Are you easily ammused by stupid things that most people would not laugh at? Second: Do you laugh at stupid sounding words and phrases you may here while you are at work or elswhere? Third Do you think poop is funny? If you answer yes on all three questions you are now a peasenov!!! And you will be inducted into the hall of pease! Not everyone can make it in: but keep on trying you will someday! Note: If you get off on annoying people all the time you have a good chance of making it!!!! To end this post: I will let everyone know that I have a masters degree and a doctorit in annoying and I enjoy it!!! Its one lifes simple little pleasures. If it makes you laugh and your happy then its all good!!

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Everytime you mentioned it at CC , I always wondered where/how in the hell you came up with that. Heh, now I know!! "love phones"!!! of all places!! :laughing

I can guarantee that when Im blasted at CC I'm easily amused, no question bout it!

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